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Chrismahanakwanzica

Christmas, Hannuka, and kwanzaa put together in one word
Happy Chrismahanakwanzica!!!
(used when you dont know what holiday people celebrate or when having a holiday party)
by Nicolla December 21, 2008
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christmahannaramakwanzaadonmaskuh

A combination of many Christmastime holidays. Used to make fun of cultural diversity.
I'm gonna go celebrate Christmahannaramakwanzaadonmaskuh! Get out the lights, menorah, and we'll start the fasting!
by ACRussell January 14, 2007
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Christmastoe

Similar to the condition of turftoe. Injury to toe caused by moving furniture to accomodate guests. Can also be caused by new gifts. The injury is typically caused by the victim's unfamiliarity with the new position of items.
Joe: "why are you limping"
Jim: "It's Christmastoe, I forgot we moved the coffee table when we opened the sleeper sofa and I kicked it this am."
by Shady Acres December 26, 2008
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Christmasfucker

A person that is such a fucker, they ruin Christmas.
"Wow, Ernest, thanks for not being a Christmasfucker. Now go to camp."

"Wow, Rudolph, you are also not a Christmasfucker."

"Kevin, you spilled Dr. Pepper all over everything at our Christmas party or whatever, and got your hair lit on fire at the Christmas pageant. Look what you did you little Christmasfucker. I think I shall leave you home alone."
by SweetChristmas April 22, 2009
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Christmarse

That time of year when you just can't be arsed to do anything or can't be arsed to bother with Christmas. It's about the same time all the shops cash in off December 25th by starting their X-Mas sales in Mid July and which don't end until the end of February.
Enid: Cyril, are you going to put up the decorations? It's only four days until the birthday of our Lord?

Cyril: I can't be Christmarsed.

Enid: Oh go on, I'll let you fondle my new hip?

Cyril: Fuck off you slag.I should've married your sister. At least she swallowed.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 21, 2008
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christgasm

What happens to fundie kids at rock concerts. Supposedly keeps you from being a horny teenager. No need to change pants afterwards.
I went to a christian concert, smoked some weed, then had a christgasm
by mushiman December 17, 2005
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Chrismas

The month of February is celebrated as Chrismas. The 20th is known as Chrismas Day.
I can’t wait for Chrismas it’s the best month of the year especially Chrismas Day no holiday compares.
by Sup girls February 2, 2019
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