spanish waffle

when someone poops on another persons chest and then squishes it with their anus then folds it like a crepe then uses a cheese grater on penis cheese on to it then presses the cheese grater down to make a waffle shape

you want a spanish waffle

spanish waffle by odavo March 31, 2026

Massachusetts Waffle 

When you squat over a fully cooked waffle, diarrhea all over it like it is syrup,
whip your semen into "whipped cream", place it on the waffle
and top it with a cherry and feed it to your partner

"Bro i just gave my girlfriend a Massachusetts Waffle"

"Nigga what the fuck you gross ass nigga"

" Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick; Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
Niiigggaaa~"

"What!?"

Massachusetts Waffle by ThatoneMassachusettswaffleguy September 4, 2025

Clot waffle 

Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.

“Shut up, you absolute clot waffle.”
“Only a clot waffle could say something that dumb.”

Clot waffle by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025

Lymington Waffle

The act of verbally abusing someone else’s children. A common term amongst some inhabitants of Hampshire.

“Dude, Dan totally served up some Lymington Waffle to Lenny’s kids. What a sicko!”

Lymington Waffle by Cuntbunch19 January 6, 2026

Douche-Waffle

When you eat your poop in the shower and puke it back up and stomp it down the drain.

Dude earlier I me and my friend douche-waffled together

Douche-Waffle by Poofarter69 January 24, 2026

peanut butter waffle 

elias likes to suck his wang

elias likes to suck his wang all night long. he is a choo chogger

peanut butter waffle by Jµeíδ May 1, 2004

Peeling the waffle

Disagreeing on a topic yet having nothing to contribute to the discussion but opinions, which are typically rooted in fear.

Person ANow that we've shown it to be safe for use in moderation let's move forward in a slightly different direction.

Person BI disagree with you because I feel...I think...
Person AAre you peeling my waffles?

Person B was peeling the waffle.

Peeling the waffle by throwawayact October 31, 2010