douche-waffle 

a person that is really concieted and think that they are cool and full of them selves when people really make fun of them behind their back and can't stand the sight of them

Matt via thinks he's so cool but really hes just a giant douche-waffle.

douche-waffle by freddie07 November 8, 2009

Douche-Waffle

When you eat your poop in the shower and puke it back up and stomp it down the drain.

Dude earlier I me and my friend douche-waffled together

Douche-Waffle by Poofarter69 January 24, 2026

douche waffle 

A realy Annoying person who does not know when to shut their mouth

Emily you are a douche waffle

douche waffle by IamSMACK December 28, 2008

douche waffle 

1. noun: An extremely annoying person
2. adj: Good grief, he is a gigantic douche waffle!

1: Dang it, shut up, you douche waffle!
2: That guy is a jerk, therefor he is a douche waffle.

douche waffle by Siyui December 22, 2008

douche waffle 

A name derived from a young man in the early years of 2004. The term is used to insult someone, but instead of sayin douche bag or just plain douche, douche waffle came tumbling out of this young mans mouth. The word refers to one being a douche shaped as a waffle, or that smells like a waffle, or a douche that tastes like a waffle.

Also see: Douche, douche nugget, douche bag, douche salad, and douche bucket

A: Hey I want a waffle!
B: YOU ARE A DOUCHE WAFFLE!
A: What?

douche waffle by douche waffle May 13, 2005

douche waffle 

when you fuck a girls blue waffle soo hard that she bleeds,, then you simply put a tampon/dildo in her cunt and make her lick the blood of of it

i soo fucking douche waffled that girl like there was no tomoroow

douche waffle by Funndguy August 14, 2010

Douche Waffle 

The most nauseating of the douche population; a total loser, totally lame, commonly seen within a 20 mile radius of your local Waffle House.

That douche waffle made me so sick, or was it the Awful House meal I ate earlier?

Douche Waffle by @therealDonaldTrump June 4, 2016