Light beer is not a drink but simply a way of life. If I'm not investing in my 401k or being very studious at the local campus library I'm crack a cold one with the boys. One does not simply show up to a pregame empty handed let alone light beers. Light beers give us the courage and motivation to Pursue our aspirations at a party. #freemchebes
by Lighttttt June 18, 2017
a female that is completely hideous, but lots better the drunker you get... she becomes beer goggles at the state where you are so drunk you actually want to fuck her
this girl was way fine, but when i woke up next to her the next morning i realized that she was just beergoggles.
by joce November 10, 2002
The act upon where one is far too intoxicated to maintain a set position on a bar stool or similar object and subsequently appears to have been shot by a silent assassin as they hit the floor. Can normally be accompanied with crys of owch..
Tahh says "Man I wish I'd not mixed my drinks earlier"
Matt says "But you will insist"
Tahh says nothing
Matt turns round and can't see Tahh till he looks down and realises that the beer sniper has claimed yet another victim..
Matt says "But you will insist"
Tahh says nothing
Matt turns round and can't see Tahh till he looks down and realises that the beer sniper has claimed yet another victim..
by Matthew Benjamin Green October 28, 2007
someone with enough confidence in their alcohol-binging ability that every time they drink, they wake up the next morning with no recollection of the last few hours of their evening. Most often used as a title.
"Dude, what happened after 1 o'clock last night? I don't remember shit."
"Yeah, you were a real beer coach last night"
"Yeah, you were a real beer coach last night"
by Beer Coach January 22, 2004
money that one persons goes aroung asking for ussually collects about 60-70 bucks
but only brings back two measley 30 packs keeping 40 to himself hen resells them for
a buck each gion home with a bill,
(fuck what a genius i think im going to do that next week)
but only brings back two measley 30 packs keeping 40 to himself hen resells them for
a buck each gion home with a bill,
(fuck what a genius i think im going to do that next week)
by danny March 16, 2005
1)"What are you doing tonight, John?"
"Going out for a drink with the missus, hope to end up in the beer garden"
2) I took my girlfriend in the beer garden last night
"Going out for a drink with the missus, hope to end up in the beer garden"
2) I took my girlfriend in the beer garden last night
by Gavin Davies February 19, 2008
by Kazarov August 30, 2006