dick pusher 

A guy who tries and tries to get you to have sex with him. No matter how many times you tell him no, he keeps trying. Tries everything except force to convince you that having sex with him is a good idea.

Did you have fun last night with Gary? No, he turned out to be a real dick pusher.

dick pusher by Trainwreck7x July 6, 2017

Dick Bombing 

The act of drawing a penis in pen on your finger to stamp on another's paper.

Guy 1: I'm gonna draw a dick on my finger to Dick Bomb Jeff!
Guy 2: Sick Dick Bombing, dude!

Dick Bombing by Lyndon P. August 4, 2017

dick down shorts 

These are short booty shorts wore when a female is about to receive some good fucking ( mostly worn by females with a godly body ) or any female tryin to get a male into the trap for some dick

" i need to go buy some dick me down shorts when Daquan comes over "

" I'm goin to trap so many guys with these new dick down shorts "

dick down shorts by Goturhoedoingsplitsonmydick August 15, 2017

Dick Chipper 

An individual with braces that does a really bad job at giving head.

May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.

I can wait for Sonja to get her braces off. Finally she won’t be a dick chipper. That shit hurts.

My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.

Dick Chipper by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

dick too thick 

When a man's penis is too thick to fit in the mouth of his sexual counterpart. Usually resulting in a teethy blowjob and giving up on all hope of sexual pleasure

Guy 1: Man I couldn't fit my dick in her mouth without being bit!

Guy 2: Damn man, dick too thick

Guy 1: I suppose so...

dick too thick by Zizdog June 23, 2018

dick welfare 

Giving dick to someone who hasn't had any in a long time because they need it.

Bro 1 : "Ay yo this some bullshit, government need to put me on some fucking dick welfare."

Bro 2 : "Damn bro. It's been that long for ya? I can get you a fix."

dick welfare by Barack Obama's Cousin November 13, 2018

dick chocolate

normally referring to giant butt holes exploding or the sexual term butt pirate

joe1: hey
joe2:hey
joe1:hey
joe2:hey
joe1: NIGGA SUCK ON MY GIANT DICK CHOCOLATE

dick chocolate by *insert smart name here* January 20, 2019