Ass hat

when you wear a donkey as a hat....

Take off the ass hat!

by Some guy who commented August 25, 2016

Detective hat

A deerstalker hat. Called so because Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.

Mike,Wade,and Eric are sporting detective hats. Such impressive headgear!

by JMC70 October 25, 2016

Ass Hat

A person who is completely and utterly stupid and annoying. They usually tend to be employees.

That principle is a complete ass hat.

by panama city beach alex February 9, 2017

cancer hat

used to describe the type of hair cut that many guys seem to want these days to make themselves look like they are doing chemotherapy

a customer walks into a barber shop and asks for it cancer hat style close to the scalp with extra chemo the barber looks confused the customer says you know like Voldemort the barber says oh okay bald it is

by superiorbreed August 11, 2018

Top Hat

Anyone with a Top Hat is most likely to have burnt down 30 houses during the Great Fire of London, but we don't need to talk about that. Though bad-ass, all of the other oil companies hate 'em. Cool, though.

Oh shoot, it's a Top Hat! Get the gun!

by Sire Top Hat April 6, 2021

mushroom hat

A hat that makes your head look like a dick.

Jules is hearing her Mushroom Hat. What a dickhead!

by TotallyNotMark April 12, 2021

big furry hat

Usually a comment that gay men say when they don't have big hair.

Hey Jon, it's Jeff returning your call from yesterday evening.My hair is not very big, but I have been known to throw on a big furry hat every now and then.

by Mike February 8, 2004