lab top 

a phrase of stupidity, often used instead of laptop.

anyone who says "lab top" instead of "laptop" is a complete idiot.

note: the argument of "soda vs. pop both being carbonated beverages" is not the same as 'labtop' vs 'laptop'

"the file is on my lab top, not on this computer"

"im wanting to buy a new lab top, mines really old"

both of which could be responded to with:

"it's called a laptop you fucking moron."

lab top by tramp drifter May 3, 2008

Fuck Top

A way that some french people (mostly from Quebec, Canada), think "fucked up" is written. It's mostly use in a "good" way, to mean that something is nice instead of saying that something is truly fucked up

Bob: Man, This trick was so fuck top!

John: You're right, man!

Fuck Top by Rooked October 18, 2010

drop top girl 

A girl who is so fine that you have to drop the top of your convertible when you ride with her in it.

Beyonce is a drop top girl.

drop top girl by J-Ceezy May 4, 2006

fat top 

A hairstyle, much like the flat top, made popular by ND head coach Charlie Weis. The fat top is a flat top worn by a really disgusting, fat, sweaty, mess of a guy. There is nothing worse than a fat guy with a flat top. Bryant Reeves, a shitty basketball player in the late 90's, known as "the big country," had the greatest fat top in NBA history, narrowly defeating Greg "the fag" Ostertag in his Utah Jazz heyday. Walter Sobchak, John Goodman's character in the movie "The Big Lebowski," was recently awarded the greatest fat top in cinema history by the American Film Institute. 72% of men with fat-tops cannot see their dick without using multiple well-placed mirrors.

ND cafeteria worker: "Hey coach, how are you?"
Coach Weis: "I'm great, I'll have my usual."
ND cafeteria worker: "the punch bowl of beef gravy with 2 pounds of bacon and a bag of cheese on top?"
Coach Weis: "yeah, and a diet coke."
ND cafeteria worker: "Good luck this weekend coach, oh, and nice fat top."
Coach Weis: (muffled, pouring bowl into face while still in line) "thank you"

fat top by John Planet December 9, 2008

mank top 

(n) a male version of a female tank top. This item can often be found in tourist attraction areas and usually has names of cities, islands, beer brands, gyms, beaches, and nascar racers. Mank tops are often worn by jacked, beer drinking bros.

Yo bro, I copped this sick mank top in Orlando. It says Orlando on it dude I got you one, too.

Bro, that dude in the mank top looks jacked and he's probably chill, too.

mank top by leen dawg July 30, 2010

Sloppy Top Gun

A sex move where the man lays on his back and holds the woman up with his shins and holds her arms out like an F-14 Tomcat while she gives him a blowjob

Goose: “You hooked up with the flight instructor?”
Maverick: “She gave me a Sloppy Top Gun”
*high fives*

Sloppy Top Gun by GuyNiorPrivateEye September 1, 2022

Halter Top Day 

A term coined by Bill Simmons of ESPN in reference to the day when the weather finally becomes warm enough in a notoriously cold part of the country (i.e. the Northeast) that convertible tops can go down and girls can wear miniskirts and halter tops outdoors. Usually occurs in April.

Halter Top Day is the light at the end of winter's long, dark tunnel.

Halter Top Day by TheMick23 April 4, 2011