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A one legged man in an arse kicking contest. 

To describe a useless object or person.
About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...
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Possum Kicking

The act of grabbing a twelve pack of beer and hitting the back roads and driving until you find a Possom. Once one is found, you shine a bright light on the animal and then kick it. This sport is popular in the agricultural parts of society.
My feet hurt because I went Possum kicking with no shoes on!
Possum Kicking by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006
new shoes , preferably cool ones but not fancy shoes
before going back to school moms would always buy some new kicks
kicks by 562bulldog November 6, 2003

California Kickball Five Base League 

A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is breasts. Third is a handjob. Fourth is a blowjob. And home is the obvious.
Dude, Alex was totally dominating the California Kickball Five Base League last night. That kid's got game.

Kickback Mountain 

An epic story of love between a Congressman, a Lobbyist, and a President.

An epic story of all the crimes and kickbacks done by these three men.
Tom De Lay, Jack Abramhoff, and George W. Bush starred in Kickback Mountain.
Kickback Mountain by jesster79 February 18, 2006

just for kicks 

just for the hell of it
I took the SAT test as a freshman just for kicks and i got a 2400.
just for kicks by waytogoooo October 23, 2011