Mariam (Karen)

The Karen of the Karens

The manager once again encountered a Mariam (Karen) during his night shift.

by S4cats September 30, 2021

Damn Karen Munchausen's Syndrome

a psychological disorder where a Karen pretends to be ill or deliberately produces symptoms of illness in themselves. Their main intention is to assume the "sick role" so that people care for them and they are the center of attention on social media spreading fake news, and fear tactics to gullible online users.

1. Forgive my mom, officer; she has Damn Karen Munchausen's Syndrome. No need for an ambulance.
2. She got her vaccine shot and now she's streaming her DKMS on TikTok
3. I can't wear a mask, I have Damn Karen Munchausen's Syndrome.
4. My Grandma is racist. That black person never touched her, she collapsed on her own to get attention. She doesn't have dementia, she has Damn Karen Munchausen's Syndrome.

Prefix, Karen can be in transitioned with Kevin Or Ken; Male Karen.

by Damn Bunny September 30, 2021

Christian karen

A total asshole that is mostly homophobic, abusive, and will stop abortion in ANY way possible.

Person #1: Omg, look its that asshole that tells my son being gay is a sin.
Person #2: Yeah, she's such a Christian karen.

by wuhnde March 21, 2022

Convoy Karen

An old hag in a trucker hat who constantly moans about Covid Mandates

omg that Convoy Karen is protesting again

by Carlos de la Cerda March 25, 2022

Fat Karen

Large, overweight, disgusting woman over age 55 who hasn't retired and died yet. She sits at the front desk for hours whining about other people not working. She is quick to tattle whenever someone is sitting in the breakroom. If she does not like her assistant she will text another coworker to change assignments and when that other coworker rightfully screenshots and submits her messages to their supervisor she will indirectly call him out for days and be childish about it. She cries at the smallest inconvenience. She is a divorced fat bitch who claims to be the victim when clearly she was the abusive one in the relationship and has kids who haven't spoken to her in 13 years because they want nothing to do with her. She rallies the other single, divorced women at work because they're her only friends. She steals other people's shifts during shiftbids who are going to nursing school and wonders why she's hated so much at work. She is called a fat cunt behind her back because no one can stand to be around her or listen to her toad-like voice.

She is that fat Karen woman who assaulted a shoe store employee by throwing a box of shoes at her after being told to put on a mask.

Fat Karen cried when she was given an assignment in OR 4 because she can't handle orthopedic surgeries and she can't handle doing her own job. Far Karen just wants to sit at the front desk all day, play wannabe manager and whine about how no one is working not being aware of how hypocritical she is being because she is a fat cunt.

by katytheredpanda December 13, 2022

Dirty Karen

A person who REALLY wants to speak to the manager.

A dirty Karen stole my kids, which were adopted. Scared me when I found out they weren't mine. Sad day.

by Hyphen_ July 8, 2020

Ultra-Mega-Giga-Karen

Someone who looks like a average 50 y/o. They basically are the biggest Karen of all. They don't wear a mask, and would scream "dOnAlDDdD trUUmpP isSS beTeteTER tahKAHANn YOue uNocnsotiaITilasn" at you when you do, while also showing that they're vegan in the process by wearing a "live laugh love, and be vegan!" shirt. They belive in flat earth as well, basically, they're the pinnacle of stupidity. They show it off. Oh, and I forgot, they have that classic bowl cut on their son.

Person 1: "Today at the supermarket I met a Ultra-Mega-Giga-Karen. She tried to attack me, but security got her out."
Person 2: "Holy fucking shit."

by polepf August 17, 2020