Rummaging the ham

fingering or performing oral on the loose flaps of a roastie's labia. may also refer to giving oral to a fat chick
"dude you know your girlfriend is a roastie right?
"You've been rummaging the ham haven't you?
by NoloveDeepweb August 27, 2017
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West Hamming

Next level geezer who's doing outrageous gestures in public. typically associated with football hooliganism and green street members
That lads West Hamming
by MxttTheLad March 13, 2023
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velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.
She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.
by Booshaker February 28, 2016
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ham before banned

Becoming intoxicated before college marching band practice
Joker: Lets go ham before banned
by Sandals1384 September 21, 2012
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HAM Rub

A "HAM Rub" is a more accurate definition for a "Blow Job." Describes fellatio as "Hand And Mouth" rubbing... as there is (generally) no real "blowing" involved.
My husband was hard all day, after I promised him a HAM Rub for our anniversary celebration.
by jillydoo October 07, 2014
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juliet bra-ham

A girl that once lived in the palace and at a (very) young age she was kidnapped by a wolf. :'(She was living a nice life eating lots of ham.(she ate so much she blew up , legend has it that when Juliet blew up a cloud of smoke in the shape of a bra puffed above her and then rained hammmmmm wooh
Do you know Juliet bra-ham,oh yah I saw her blow up.:)
by meee mis ham May 20, 2022
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Turkey Ham

Chicanoism. Also spelled as Toorki Xám.

Legend has it that no Anglo person can set eyes on this mystical foodstuff. Reports indicate that is either some kind of metaphysical homeostasis of both turkey and ham (i.e. just as Christ is 100% man and 100% god, so too is Turkey Ham 100% turkey and 100% ham) OR that it is turkey sliced into ham-steaks.

Those who have experienced Turkey Ham firsthand are known to fly into a rage when Anglos say they have no idea what Turkey Ham is.
Do you have any Turkey... Ham... Turkey Ham????

...what?
by sfmmxxii November 11, 2022
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