Peter queef

A random shot from your urethra intended to be caught by a willing receptical

Jimmy “Peter queefed all over Jimenez as welcomed recipient from his joy!

by Jarod Bogue July 28, 2025

Presence Queef

noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/

A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.

• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”

by Ashfires September 3, 2025

Hot queef

When a flatulent bubble makes the transfer from anus to vulva then has to be forced back out of the secondary or face.

Oh no watch your eyebrows pappy this one's a hot queef breaking britches.

by Chinas flowers September 13, 2025

Re-queef

The act of a man farting into a woman’s vagina and then she queefs his fart out of her vagina.

I know she loves me because she’s giving me a re-queef tonight.

by Nastyoldcouple October 15, 2025

Meat Queef

When a woman's vagina suddenly discharges air while she is having a particularly chunky period, or perhaps a miscarriage.

"Dude, I was about to go down on Becka last night when she let out a meat queef."

by DrBruz October 27, 2025

Inverted Queef

When you fart into a vagina.

While my wife was spooning me, I performed an inverted queef.

by InvertedQueefer December 29, 2025

Cream Chipped Queef

Noun

1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.

"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013