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humpy dumpy

Someone with a big dump truck asss. Someone who prefers a dirty bulk diet and is therefore on the larger end (almost pregnant looking). It is vital to avoid these people as they track their calories and spend 3 hours daily at the gym, whilst showing no results but keep saying 'the cut will be insane!'
Have you seen Dylan Wood recently, he's got a fat asss from all that bulking. May as well call him humpy dumpy Dylan!
by humpydumpydylan February 21, 2023
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Humping the bed

While usually a form of self-pleasure, you can also get a girl to ride you from behind and hump you into the bed until you climax.

My friend with benefits, a female cop, had me lie down naked, face first on her bed. She looked great in her sports bra and spandex yoga pants.

She climbed on top of my hamstrings and grabbed both of my wrists, placing them behind my back. I was so turned on at this point, my throbbing erecting was as hard as a rock and rubbing up against her silky bedsheets.

“Sorry handsome, I’m going to have to place you under arrest.” she said mockingly, handcuffing my wrists behind my back. With her weight on top of my legs, I was completely immobilized.
She placed one hand on the back of my neck, and the other on top of the cuffs keeping my wrists in place. I tried turning my head to get a good look at her, but she held my neck in place, preventing me from doing so.

“Nuh uh uh.” she said.

She proceeded to thrust her hips into my backside, causing my throbbing cock to slide along her soft, smooth bedsheets. I gasped.

“Feels good, huh?” she said, laughing.

She continued thrusting into me, holding my wrists and neck with each hand the whole time. I started moaning at how good my cock felt from rubbing her silky bedsheets, on top of the arousal of her straddling me from behind and controlling me like this.

I couldn’t take it anymore. My cock erupted like a volcano, and I felt giant waves of cum spurting out from underneath me. My entire body was quivering and twitching. She was laughing the whole time I was climaxing, getting off on it nearly as much as I was. She didn’t stop thrusting into me from behind until i finally stopped cumming about a full minute later.

After the climax subsided, I was panting for breath and too drained to move, even if I wasn’t immobilized by her cuffs and weight. She had done an amazing job of humping the bed with me.

I felt her lean forward to whisper in my ear from behind. “Wait right here… I’m going to get a riding crop, and then I’ll be back for you.”
by GirlsTyingUpGuys May 11, 2023
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Humpback Whale

When having sex with an overweight individual, instead of penetrating any holes you grab the rolls of fat on their back and start fucking that. When you finish you blow your load like a whale clears their blow hole.
I hooked up with Alex last night and gave her the good old humpback whale
by chrispykinsley May 14, 2023
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humpscare

a term used like jumpscare but in a way that you would hump whatever scared you
"bro that hot guy just scared me"

"are you dump its called a humpscare"
by pussyslayer7444 June 15, 2023
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Humping Hanna

When someone believes they’re a dog and dry-humps everything. Their musty crotch leprechaun spreads its juices everywhere.
Hanna Elise is the biggest Humping Hanna I know.
by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023
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humpbubble

A humble'ish type of person. But not someone not having or showing a modest or low estimate of one's own importance, or doesnt have dignity. Being humpbubble is more like someone that checks thier pride and ego and does not believe that they are better than other people.
"Its no longer humble, its humpbubble. Baby steps boo"
by Jenasyde November 13, 2023
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humpafuak

A Jew with an IQ of five that eats Lego bricks
Joshua: that guy is a humpafuak
Bob: yea
by Mr. Garm December 1, 2023
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