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Humpfuck
The act of screwing (literally and/or figuratively) another in an intentionally dominating fashion so as to derive pleasure from the message being sent.
Why is our dog humpfucking the shit out of all the other dogs in the playpen? We'll get kicked out for sure!
The New England Patriots humpfucked the New York Jets to end the 2018 NFL regular season, 38-3.
Sorry guys, can't hang out tonight. I gotta humpfuck Chastity so hard tonight that she'll forget what her name meant!
The New England Patriots humpfucked the New York Jets to end the 2018 NFL regular season, 38-3.
Sorry guys, can't hang out tonight. I gotta humpfuck Chastity so hard tonight that she'll forget what her name meant!
Humpfuck by Virtuous Valkyrie December 30, 2018
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humpfuck
a body wave used by many jewish teenagers in attempt to seduce another. it is mainly effective when used in correspondence with the song "Strastruck" by Lady Gaga or "Starstrukk" by 3OH!3. either would efficiently enhance the prospect of success.
"Damn, Megan, did you see Shane humfuck right then? He totally wants you!"
"Really Fizz? Wow, that was the best humpfuck i've seen all night!"
"Really Fizz? Wow, that was the best humpfuck i've seen all night!"
humpfuck by Fizzforever January 3, 2010
Humpfucker
Someone who cuts holes in stuffed animals to fuck them rather than humping them.! Usually a “slutty” male.
Girl 1: dude I went to aidans house last night and he’s a humpfucker.
Girl 2 : no way.. that’s nasty! I’ve always known he’s a “slutty” man
Girl 2 : no way.. that’s nasty! I’ve always known he’s a “slutty” man
Humpfucker by Humpfucker June 6, 2019
Humpfuck
Humpfuck by BoneyBloke January 9, 2026
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026