fart lusting 

Someone who farts too loud and too much while finds it very sexy.

I have to light out some matches because I can smell your ass from across the room. Now quit your fart lusting or else i'll have to shove a cork up your butt!

fart lusting by Lucas_JWF January 15, 2009

fart martyr 

Someone who dies and gives up their own life for a fart.

Hey man i didn't know Osama was a Fart martyr.

fart martyr by The dude who eats Kittens March 24, 2009

fart-humor 

A type of humor only found funny by males. Based on the sound of air emitting from the rectum and the resulting smell. Often replicated by cupping the armpit or the back of your elbow with your hand or by holding two hands up to the mouth. Females DO NOT find it funny.

"so, how was your date?"
"ugh, terrible! the guy started using fart-humor on me!"
"eew, only guys think thats funny"

fart-humor by j.j. pohler September 26, 2009

fart mouth

a dumb ass

you fucking fart mouth, stoke my cock, eat my balls.

fart mouth by dfg January 3, 2004

Fart Box 

An imaginary box that holds your farts and occasionally lets one rip to make room.

John: "Who let one rip?"

Sam: "It was me, my Fart Box was getting full!"

Fart Box by Wicked 1 January 22, 2010

fart attack 

When you fart incontrolably while playing sports

"Damn dont pass to johnny when he gets the ball he has a fart attack"

fart attack by Jim00203 December 8, 2006

fart scoop

When you fart in your hand and throw it at someone else's face.

Guy: *fart scoops*

Other Guy: DUDE!! THAT'S STINKS!!! I HATE YOU, FREAK!

fart scoop by >:P December 14, 2008