Insure-Erection

Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.

My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.

by Frank Palace June 27, 2022

Angry erection

*When a person is angry but horny usually resulted in rape behind the doors if you get what im saying

*Thats why some women like their man angry because they love a beast out of him.
*Most of the time women make their man angry for this reason which most man doesn't know about

John:anna why do you love your man so much but piss him off most of the time.
Anna: because angry erections are the best.

by Gerald 23 August 8, 2022

foot erection

The feeling when your foot becomes temporarily hard because you're a lazy prick who just sits in bed all day.

"Whenever I have a foot erection, it makes me hard to wiggle my toes."

by swag9000 January 29, 2023

De-Erection

When you take a hit from the Lemon Chello Cartnite cart and blow it into a man's urethra so that his dick gets chill like that and gets less hard.

Yo bruh, she gave me that De-Erection and everything was A-Okay!

by gioisdying February 25, 2023

Marcellus Erectus

The Marcellus Erectus is a sexual act, where the male is going to pound town doggy style and screams "Do a kickflip" as he reaches climax, flips the female over onto her back, slaps her in the face with a bratwurst, then immediately grabs her ankles to roll her off the bed in a reverse somersault into nearby furniture.

"I gave my girl the ol Marcellus Erectus"

by Chief Mills March 15, 2023

convection erection

Pulling a turkey out of the oven and fucking it

Yeah i was at my family’s thanksgiving and got a huge convection erection thinking about last year but with grandma having passed only yesterday i quickly got soft.

by ZynFlynn69 August 23, 2023

Organic Erection

An erection which a man experiences from intrusive gay or other unwanted thoughts which they can’t stop. When they have this kind of erection they don’t feel any romantic or sexual attraction.

I need help, I’m experiencing gay thoughts that i have no interest in and it’s giving me an organic erection.

by AndrewTheOne September 24, 2023