cat butter 

Cat butter, noun, Vaginal secretions before and after sex. Grease-like substance a woman secretes when she is horny.

"That pussy was slick with cat butter, I slipped right in"
"Mary had cat butter running down her crack from the pounding I gave her."

Matt- "Man I can't believe you fucked that dried up skank."
Brett- "She wasn't that dried up, she still managed to ooze a little cat butter for the occasion."

Tonight's special is tube steak smothered in cat butter.

Butter made from cat milk

cat butter by Scarcazim October 9, 2013

cat beer 

American Slang for Milk

I want myself a nice cold glass of chocolate cat beer.

cat beer by The Milking Cow August 9, 2007

cat off 

to go off away from people and cuddle, lay, or just relax with someone

guy: you wanna stay at this party?
girl: nah lets go cat off somewhere
guy: lets go up to my room then

cat off by baybby February 18, 2010

Cat Board 

The Cat Board is a piece of plywood, or similar, with two holes cut into it which placed close together.

The user pulls a cat’s tail through one of the holes and holds it so that they may molest the feline through the other hole without fear of being seriously scratched or bitten.

The Cat Board brings to mind the infamous gloryhole although it is perhaps more related to the stocks.

The sound the feline subject produces when the Cat Board is in use is likened to that of Kasey Chambers singing.

Thanks to Hunter gatherer of Sydney for describing the Cat Board and its use. Though he claims he has never owned and operated one himself.

Cat Board by Quixote de la Frankston May 7, 2008

cat scratch fever

An extended definition of cat scratch fever:

A fetish typically refers to males with a love, interest, attraction, or perference for puma and cougars, specifically puma or cougars that are more expereinced at sex, who love cat scratches.

synonym: puma fever

I think I have a cat scratch fever, she was simply too good in bed.

cat scratch fever by humanfatw June 18, 2010

cat fight 

girls that is thin or sexy fighting each other and sometime take their clothes off. fat girls fighting are called cow fight

cat fightin are good ol stuff to watch homie

cat fight by homie June 18, 2003

Cat's Bum 

When a person purses their lips in disagreement or disapointment. Often accompanied by Stink Eye

She looked at me with obvious disaproval as I let fly with a trouser cloud and gave me the 'Cat's Bum'

Cat's Bum by Odi Cologne February 3, 2004