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Zuckerberg

The slang word used for a reptile that has access to all your fucking info
Reptile: hm, yes i shall make a human website so i can become a human and take its form.
you: WhAt ThE fUcK zUcKeRbErG
by Jam4llgaynam May 28, 2018
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Zuckeranstürme

German: sugar rush
A sudden attack of 'retardedness' on the internet, but can also apply to real life.
w00tzorx: Zuckeranstürme!!!!
lolzorx: W007!!!
w00tzorx: loloololol... my cheese is dead!
lolzorx: NOT TEH CHEEESSSSSEEE!! PANCAKEMAN, SAVE US!
w00tzorx: T-REX WILL SAVE US!
w00tzorx: OH NO TREX IS EVIL ARGH I DIE!
lolzorx: lololol
w00tzorx: FOOL! I PWNNNNNNNN UUUU!!
lolzorx: pwnt
by Gaiacarra June 25, 2006
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Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerbergs occur when the drains get clogged with pubes and leg hairs in a motel bathroom and the plumber that cleans it out eats the pubes and leg hairs.
Bro 69: Bro is saw my plumber doing a Mark Zuckerberg! What a gross person!
Bro 70: ewwwwwwww
by Joey the gym god February 25, 2020
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mark zuckerberg

hey Dom you hear that mark zuckerberg is a literal fucking lizard
by raccoomer December 8, 2020
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Mark Zuckerberg

Prototype B-2.5.1, bionic lizard with anti-consumer capabilities. Still in early development, some issues include constant dehydration, poor socialization, and scales faintly appearing once in a while.
Judge: "Are you human?"
Mark Zuckerberg: "That's a great question. I'll make sure our team will get right back to you on that."
by consoomer420 November 5, 2021
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Mother Zucker

A way to swear at someone while also blessing them at the same time. Instead of Mother F'er, this is the more appropriate "Mother Zucker".

swearing b/c it has the same force and intent of the F word -- but a blessing b/c Mark Zuckerberg has become a billionaire and one of the most influential people of our time (whether or not people like him).
As in - "you Mother Zucker -- i can't believe you got ANOTHER promotion"

As in - "all these mother ZUCKERs need to go ZUCK themselves"
by eSoulbb December 5, 2011
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Mark Zuckerberg Syndrome

When you force your political beliefs onto your website, and use your power as the founder to unfairly persecute those who disagree with you.
Mark Zuckerberg Syndrome be like:

"Howdy y'all, I'm Mark Zuckerberg."

"As you may know, I am a flaming liberal. If you're not, and I find out, YOU'RE GETTING KICKED OFF MY WEBSITE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

"....So anyway, I heard you were interested in toilets..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020
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