Mike's Weenie

Nickname for popular former star and now apparently has-been Kansas City Royals designated hitter Mike Sweeney.

Mike's Weenie swung at the first pitch and popped out.

by andy1 May 13, 2007

WEENIE WARRIOR

a type of alpha man that dominates all living creatures

some girl: Ayo you see that hot freakish man
man friend: yeah he is a weenie warrior

by 420weenie October 14, 2021

Weenie hugger

Much like the "brown noser" a weenie hugger

Will fondle and play with a mans penis to get ahead in life. Wether it be to get a promotion, secure an inheritance, or just being an all around ass kisser, the weenie hugger will schlob any knob.

Q: dude, why does Kirk bring the boss coffee everyday?

A: because he's a weenie hugger

by Lucifer907 June 1, 2013

Weenie Deedling

The acting of playing with a honker

If she goes home with me she is in for some weenie deedling!!!

by John Manning March 24, 2008

Weenie Whiffer

A homosexual male.

Chrithtopher ith a weenie whiffer.

by sbo March 7, 2009

Weather weenie

Some kid with Paint, Epic Pen, GR2Analyst, and WSV3 who calls himself a meteorologist, hypes up events, and talks like he knows what he’s doing but in reality has no clue what is actually going on in the atmosphere

Look at this weather weenie on YouTube who just used potential hazard type on a contaminated forecast sounding to justify him saying strong tornadoes are possible when none are. What a bitch

by Boeing ✈️ December 22, 2019

teeny weenie

this is a peepee that is very very very small, not a micro penis, but rather, a penis no woman wants.

Jenny unzipped the mans pants to find his teeny weenie, she then zipped them back up.

by r-sizzle. January 27, 2017