anal weasel

The act of using both of your hands to forcefully insert a weasel you bought off a black man into your anal canal where it will live inside you for the next 3.14 weeks until it shredds out of your urethra using its sharp teeth.

Colin: "Where's Jack?"
Luke: " Jack got an anal weasel"

by Twenty Juan Pilots November 28, 2016

garbage weasel

Another name for a raccoon. Although they are cute, they look like fat weasels that raid your garbage can.

Those damn garbage weasels are back at it again!!!!

by Garbageweasellover January 12, 2019

Sleepy weasel

The act of acting like you’re falling asleep and/ or destructions , so you can put your head in someone’s lap to perform oral sex.

That girl was being a sleepy weasel last night after one drink.

by Berick johnson September 10, 2019

Greased weasel

When you have a shit that comes out your butt hole really fast like a greased weasel out of a small hole

Tony said "man that shit came out my butt hole like a greased weasel

by The bunny shoe March 17, 2021

Basin Weasel

Poop that lays on the side of the toilet that is not easily drawn down when flushed.

Did you see that basin weasel in there? I tried peeing on it and flushing it and it’s still there.

by Hamdog420 August 25, 2021

Weiner Wearer

A male who looks young and also immature with a large penis.

The guy I hooked up with was a weiner wearer.
You are no man, you are a weiner wearer.
I want a man! Not a weiner wearer!

by Tmandaddy February 25, 2022

slapping the weasel

Having sexual intercourse.

Ricky: Where's Paul?
Russell: He's round Adelenes slapping the weasel.

by lde_ricky December 14, 2008