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Slang term used out of drunken rage to express ones dissatisfaction with a particular situation. Can be used interchangeably with the phrase "Go fuck yourself" and is often used to quit ones job.
Employer: "You were supposed to be in at 9:30, are you coming?'
Employee: "Pft. No, you can go fucking skaddle-pack your own waffles."
by HerpDerp2020 December 5, 2011
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Fucktardian Cunt Waffle

When somebody who does somthing unimaginably fuck tarded.
“I can’t belive you recked my truck you Fucktardian Cunt Waffle” or

“You are a fucktardian cunt waffle”
by Creative cuss words- R - us August 18, 2018
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some stupid shit that some guy named johnny made on youtube telling little children to spam it on youtube comments
stupid child: The Waffle house has found its new host
everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP
by AveriV1 January 16, 2023
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waffle stomper

noun- someone who takes a dump in the shower and tries to crush it down the drain with their feet
"I went to jump in the shower after Steve had finished only to find that fuckin' waffle stomper had left shrapnel all over the floor"

"You waffle stompin' son of a bitch!"
by bdams19 from hoboken December 14, 2008
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Waffle House Slut

A girl that trolls around one or more Waffle Houses (or other 24-hour "restaurants") and picks up whatever guy will go home with her. Often current or former employees of the restaurant or chain they frequent.
Nancy is such a Waffle House Slut, she doesn't even have guys buy her coffee before she takes them home for a quickie.

What a Waffle House Slut...I sold her pot out back of the restaurant she worked at and then nailed her in my car.
by David Boone December 7, 2010
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Waffle Belly

A NASCAR fan who leans against the chain link fence to get even closer to the race.
Look at that waffle belly down there! He's almost though the chain link fence!
by The_Swampfox July 11, 2011
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Waffles and pancakes

A more family-friendly definition of the famous song WAP (Wet Ass Pussy). Mainly used for when your parents ask for what it means
Parent: Child, what does WAP mean?

Child: Uhhh, Waffles and pancakes
by yourmumsgay69 October 26, 2020
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