wannabe

someone attempting to emulate a person or genre of people but failing and earning the disgust of those he is attempting to become like

you try to be a punk, but youre just a wannabe emo fucker. go dead, please.

by vexator April 9, 2006

wannabe goth

A kid or teenager who tries to be a goth, but gets the wrong end of the stick. Usually seems to think it revolves around metal, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, and other similar bands, wearing as much make-up as possible and hating your parents.

Google the quotes below for full interview:

"I listen to Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Green Day, Good Charlotte and other sorts of punk metal or gothic rock.
I like to do magic spells and to look at runes books.
I wear black lipstick and black nail vanish and I also wear black eyeliner" - Shadow Mercy

"Near the end of year 7 I went to a school disco and I was completely gothic. It was so funny because I got a lot of attention." - Misery Whispers

"After a while I saw a few Goths in a group outside McDonalds I thought that they looked really cool.
After a while I decided to try and dress like it and soon I was dressed like it all the time. It was great to be able to express my feelings through the way I dressed." - Lord Mercy

"she thinks she's so original, but she's just a wannabe goth"

by Zoggi June 11, 2006

wannabe chav

Wannade chav:
Someone who thinks they're "hard" however are as as soft as a baby's arse. They go arround acting as if they are a chav, with the straitned hair and lip gloss, but they dont have the balls to be one.... so pretend to be one but never actually do chav stuff like smoking, getting totally pissed and bunking off school.

Wannabe chav: Yeah, her hairs really greasy lets bully her, not really only joking(probly because they're not a dare)

by Angelicgoth February 28, 2005

Asian Gangster Wannabe

An asian that often lives in a poor ghetto area and tries to garner respect by spiking their hair, smoking, and wearing baggy and dark or white clothes. Many try to get a tattoo and try to join gangs but they look absolutely pathetic. They can often be seen driving an old honda with a ton of add-ons listening to either hip-hop or rap. Talks like a mix between fob and wannabe ghetto. Are often very short and hang around clueless girls who try to dress perverted and wear enormous amounts of make-up.

Asian Gangster Wannabe: Yo, homie, why yo talk like you know me?

Asian: First off, I wasn't talking to you. No one wants to talk to your type. Stop shaming our race.

AGW: Yo Brotha!

Black: You ain't black you dumbass!

AGW: Wassup dawg, when you gonna show mah shizzle some respect?

White: Sorry, but I dont speak your language.

by White Washed January 12, 2008

Seekonk Ghetto Wannabes

Stupid ass idiots living in seekonk, a somewhat wealthy town, who dress, talk, and act like they live in a ghetto because it is the "cool" thing to do.

The Seekonk Ghetto Wannabes should realize how rediculous they look, sound, and act because, to people living in real ghettos, they are just one big joke.

by Wouldn't you Seekonk Ghetto Wannabes like to know! April 27, 2005

wannabe wannabe

The worst form of wannabe. it wants to be everything, will copy everyone's style, will even copy other wannabes but wont get it right, will like rock and rap, burberry and skulls, talk like a chav, but talk about death.

wannabe: omg what are u i wana be like u!
wannabe wannabe: wtf is u mon mes gonna go slit me rists blud, u is a wannabe me is wantin to be just like you blud.

by moomailman July 28, 2006

Wannabe Badass

A stereotypical group of people in modern society who try to act tough. These types of people often think they're ''gangster'' or ''street kids'', when they were actually raised by parents, go to a school of well learning and get everything handed to them. They're often bullies and act obnoxious, as well as pick on the weak. While these people try so hard to act badass (in which they aren't), they're actually the types that a badass would stand up to and tell them to get a life. Because these people dont dig what a Badass is. A badass does not bully the weak, or act loud, or try to follow the path of a gangster, at all. These people are the opposite of what they're trying to be, Badass.

Wannabe Badass: Now i'm going to prove how badass i am, by starting a fight with a kungfu fighter.

(Approaches a Badass Kungfu fighter)

Wannabe Badass: Hey you faggot! I'm a gangster, man, come on, man, you wanna fight with me, huh, huh, you wanna fight?

Badass: You're not a gangster. You go to school and have never been in a gang. And no i don't want to fight you, i don't fight the weak.

Wannabe Badass: I'm not weak man! Fuck you, man! I go to fitness every saturday, man! You're the one who's weak, man! Come on, you wanna fight me or not?
Badass: Are you retarded? I just told you, i dont want to fight you. And going to fitness only on saturday will not make you stronger.

Wannabe Badass: OK, that's it, i'm gonna fuck you up
Badass: (Punches Wannabe Gangster down on the ground with one fist)
Wannabe Badass: (Whines like a girl) Aaaaawww. F-Fuck you. Aaaahaaaw. Stop, stop, OK, i admit, i'm a pussy, just don't hit me anymooooore (moans)
Badass: Didn't I say i didn't want to fight you? Now dont ever do that again.

by CollectorofSouls January 25, 2015