Faulty Walnut 

dysfunctional prostate

Bob was having trouble peeing and, after a physical showed high PSA levels, his doc broke the news. “you have prostate cancer but it’s very treatable.” Bob went home and told wife Barb about his faulty walnut.

Faulty Walnut by Uncle Joosie March 23, 2022

sanding the walnut 

Jerking off while massaging the testicles

"Sorry I'm late for dinner mom, I was just sanding the walnut"

sanding the walnut by Caleb Bryant July 22, 2006

Bald Walnut

The clean shaven nether-regions of females.

"Her pussy was a Bald Walnut!, not a hair in sight."

Bald Walnut by Davebob July 9, 2007

wet walnut 

the pleasurable wetting of the sinus system by means of a squirt of cum directed into the nostril(s)

Justin thought he'd feel demeaned if I came on his face, but no one is demeaned by a wet walnut.

wet walnut by Joyce Jamesson January 31, 2008

tickling the walnut 

The act of index finger insertion into one's anus with the mission of prostate stimulation. The purpose of prostate stimulation is increased semen discharge distance.

Yo dude, C-Mock told me to try tickling the walnut--it worked man, I blasted through the sheets!

tickling the walnut by Danger, ShallenVag, the D, Hamil$tein October 20, 2005

Inbred walnut

An insult to retards who don't know shit.

Spencer: Whats the biggest bone in your body?
David: My dick

Spencer: OMFG you fucking inbred walnut

Inbred walnut by Inhumaneolive July 23, 2016

cracked walnut 

A very attractive young man. A much more attractive boy than Leonardo DiCaprio.

Sam is a cracked walnut

cracked walnut by Sam.spec January 20, 2018