Faulty Walnut

dysfunctional prostate

Bob was having trouble peeing and, after a physical showed high PSA levels, his doc broke the news. “you have prostate cancer but it’s very treatable.” Bob went home and told wife Barb about his faulty walnut.

by Uncle Joosie March 23, 2022

sanding the walnut

Jerking off while massaging the testicles

"Sorry I'm late for dinner mom, I was just sanding the walnut"

by Caleb Bryant July 22, 2006

Bald Walnut

The clean shaven nether-regions of females.

"Her pussy was a Bald Walnut!, not a hair in sight."

by Davebob July 9, 2007

wet walnut

the pleasurable wetting of the sinus system by means of a squirt of cum directed into the nostril(s)

Justin thought he'd feel demeaned if I came on his face, but no one is demeaned by a wet walnut.

by Joyce Jamesson January 31, 2008

tickling the walnut

The act of index finger insertion into one's anus with the mission of prostate stimulation. The purpose of prostate stimulation is increased semen discharge distance.

Yo dude, C-Mock told me to try tickling the walnut--it worked man, I blasted through the sheets!

by Danger, ShallenVag, the D, Hamil$tein October 20, 2005

Inbred walnut

An insult to retards who don't know shit.

Spencer: Whats the biggest bone in your body?
David: My dick

Spencer: OMFG you fucking inbred walnut

by Inhumaneolive July 23, 2016

cracked walnut

A very attractive young man. A much more attractive boy than Leonardo DiCaprio.

Sam is a cracked walnut

by Sam.spec January 20, 2018