deja vu 

Déjà vu is the really odd feeling you get when you see something happen the exact same way twice, or when you have done the exact same action before, and are doing it again. Usually the basis is completely improbable, like the other side of your mind is insisting that you could not have possibly seen the thing before.

Déjà vu is also a very kickass J-Pop song by Dave Rodgers.

When I held the sniper rifle in my hand for the first time, it felt like I'd been practicing with it forever. Such déjà vu.

deja vu by Kenthar March 11, 2004

Tu Vu

Annoying and whining female.

A tu vu is known as a crybaby.

You're acting just like a tu vu right now!

Tu Vu by estersmith January 17, 2013

deja vu 

there are some idiotic bastard on here, deja vu occurs when the human brain uses exactly the same thought pattern twice, this often sparks the belief that u have done the momentary action before. also, when i get deja vu it makes me feel ill like nausea, its a type of epilepsy which can cause black outs.

Tom: oh oh, deja vu...

Dave: wtf?

'tom passes out'

deja vu by tom hubbard December 28, 2005

deja vu 

a momentary infinitesimal lag in the operation of two co-active sensory nerve centers that commonly function simultaneously

IRREVELANT EXAMPLES
Girl: omg, ive just had deja vu
Boy: when, when we just kissed?
Girl: yeah !
Boy: but that's never happened before
Girl: it must've ! you were wearing a Nirvana shirt and your hair was greased!
Boy: that's my brother......

deja vu by xx~drowning.in.my.tears~xx March 16, 2005

vinny-vu 

dreaming about yourself in the future

i had some serious vinny-vu last night!
dude, there a whole bunch of hookers hangin out at my crib!

vinny-vu by hmorris94 January 3, 2009

deja vu 

the experience of thinking that a new situation had occurred before

As soon as I entered the apartment, I was sure I'd been there before. The feeling of deja vu was overwhelming.

deja vu by eminemfan101 September 5, 2013

Car-ja-vu 

when two vehicles of the same make and colour pass you one after another. Also if they are parked together.

I just got total Car-ja-vu with those red fiats

Car-ja-vu by red frog October 11, 2009