twigs

cracks her ankle bones - sounds
like twigs breakin'

You will be a cripple at 40 if
you keep up that twigs!

by moops September 4, 2004

zero twosday

A national holiday celebrated by weebs everywhere focused around some dinosaur looking motherfucker called Zero Two.

Weeb 1: Bruh it’s zero twosday

Weeb 2: My wife left me and took the kids

by sandwich_ June 6, 2019

twoosh

A perfect backside that compliments a woman's figure without getting all the attention.

There's a woman lucky enough to have a great twoosh.

by richinventor September 14, 2014

twos

An exclamation made to show ownership of a seat in a room. When getting up from one's seat, proclaiming twos leaves this particular spot branded by the one who was sitting in it until they return. Sitting in someone's seat after having called twos often times leads to both physical and verbal attacks. Twos must be called while still touching the seat and is invalid if called while standing up. In the instance that he who called twos is to take a seat anywhere else, twos is immediately cancelled and the seat is once again up for grabs. Twos is not valid if he who calls it leaves in a vehicle with expectations of getting their seat back when they return. One is allowed to take a bathroom break and call twos without the toilet counting as another seat.

Zack: What the hell are you doing in my seat?

Greg: You didn't call twos bro, the seat is mine!

Zack: Bullshit!

*commence fight to the death*

by Nacho Supreme September 29, 2008

stick a twogit

The act of "sticking a twogit" is one shrouded in mystery. After all, was it not once said, he who flays the run, enjoys a bath?

There's little 'Lois again, sticking a twogit.

by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006

Gruesome Twosome

1 - A really ugly couple who reflect eachothers ugliness,

2 - And ex who is seen with a new squeeze.

1 - ''eww, who are they?''
''That's the Gruesome Twosome''
''Oh''

2 - ''OhMyGod, my ex is over there!''
''Is that his new girlfriend?''
''Yup''
''Gruesome Twosome, much?''

by Katana B August 12, 2009

twugs

refers to twins. usually used in a freindly term to describe both the twins on same time. used informaly to freinds who both know said twins. used by twins to describe themselves

mostly used in correspondance from said twins, such as a signature

the twugs are comming over

signed
twugs

by max rossiter February 22, 2007