twidderpated

Twidderpated; (Verb)to be enthralled or enchanted by a person, place or thing to the point that you will do anything for that item.

My friend bob is so twidderpated with julie that he spends all his time, money and energy trying to win over her affection.

by Bryan Wagner February 19, 2008

inuit twins

In·u·it  twins  in-yoo-it twinz
–noun, plural -s
1.
Two guy friends (bros) who have masturbated to the same pornography.

Jacob: Bro I was watchin' this crazy video...!

Peter: The new one on Spankwire?

Jacob: Yeah!

Peter: Oh shit! I think we're inuit twins!

by Atticus Ironsword September 15, 2010

Austrian Twins

When your wife and your mistress have your children within a month of each other.

Schwarzenegger fathered children by Maria and his hosuekeeper within weeks of each other. They're Austrian twins.

by Kermit the toad November 14, 2011

the boro twins

Wannabe ultras who can't handle a bit of banter, often seen crying on trains

'Those pussies over there are just like the boro twins'

by BreenyS November 4, 2013

Rhys and Ryan Jones (Twins)

These 2 are very special children. They were both left in shoeboxes outside the orphanage, fortunately the orphanage rejected these 2 and the shoeboxes (kids inside) was thrown into a river. The shoeboxes floated to a man named Trevor. Trevor took them in and gave them a home, they were fed and given a new start in life :) UNTIL they fucked it all up. They spent all there mothers benefits on Fifa Points and still have a dead ass team lol. They often come into school and play football (Both are pathetic and weak) Ryan is the most autistic of the two and is often associated with the phrase "RYAANN" (Which you must say in an autistic tone)

Steven Jones: "STOP BEING STUPID, YOU'RE DOING A RHYS AND RYAN JONES (twins)"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"

by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018

fka twigs

Tahliah Debrett Barnett, born 16 January 1988, better known by her stage name FKA twigs, is an talented English singer-songwriter, producer, director and dancer originally from Gloucestershire and currently based in London. "FKA" stands for "Formerly Known As". Her debut album, LP1, was released in August 2014 to critical acclaim.

"FKA Twigs emerges the high priestess of R&B's latest corruption, and the world will kneel at the altar."

by twwtww January 19, 2015

Twins

A fertilized egg is a zygote. Twins can come from the same egg that splits by meosis. Identical twins come from the same egg and are the same sex, but are not clones; personality and many other things are different including mental and physical illnesses. Fraternal twins come from seperate eggs and can be different sexes.

When two twins compete, one is usually a little to a lot better than the other.

by Twin Towers2 May 18, 2010