dirt track

the anal passage or bum hole usually used with regards to sexual intercourse

'when the rivers red (meaning she's on her period) use the dirt track instead!'
'stick it up my dirt track'
'my dirt track is sore'
'i've got an itchy dirt track!'

by shpannah September 7, 2006

one-track mind

A mind obsessed with a single thought or perspective. Often used to describe someone obsessed with sex.

Rie, with her one-track mind, always manages to find sexual overtones in even the most innocent of statements.

by Xile Arevius June 23, 2006

twackadactyl

any flying species that attacks tweakers by surprise.

as he pumped gas in the car at night at a well lit gas station at night, the twackadactyl came out of nowhere and buzzed right by his face.

by smacklepuss July 22, 2010

thacker dad

A big gay creature that comes out at night and feeds on assholes

I saw thacker dad out my window last night and he penatrated my dog

by BigDickRitchie August 7, 2015

Snail Track

Residual mucus, or snot, left on the upper lip after blowing your nose. You're not aware of it.

Dudee! You still blowing your nose like a child! You got a Snail Track on your mustache! Nasty!!! Looks like a snail crawled across your upper lip!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

Trailer Park Track Team

1.The team of which people who live in trailers run on.
2.A derogatory term used to say when someone looks trashy/sporty

1. I saw the trailer park track team practicing around their trailers yesterday

2. She looks like she belongs on the trailer park track team!

by Taylor M. May 7, 2008

Cut from track

Being cut from track is the ultimate shame. Track teams rarely have cuts. So actually being cut from track implies that one is a fail of the highest caliber. To be cut from track is an excellent reason to become an hero.

Kgor: I ran an 8 minute mile, yaaaaay!

Coach: Kgor, everyone else ran under 6 minutes, I think we'll need to let you go...

Normal human being: Jesus, that Kgor got cut from track! He has failed where others have failed to fail before!

Kgor: *Stalks freshman, then becomes an hero*

by Laxgirlololol March 5, 2011