A variation of totes magotes, an awkward attempt at a cool way to say "totally". Totes mascrotes indicates agreement that something is really lame.
"It really annoys me when people use the word literally and don't mean literally."
"Totes mascrotes."
"Totes mascrotes."
by Samsquamtch March 16, 2010
Get the Totes Mascrotes mug.The combination of Totes (totally) plus McGotes (roughly meaning to agree), yielding a phrase with the meaning to "totally agree" with someone, but in a cooler and stranger way. Also can mean that you agree with an activity, as in "I agree" or "I'm in" as a loose use of totally agree.
Eve: I'm going to go chow down on that apple the snake told us about, are you in?
Adam: Totes McGotes! I'm way down for that! Let's go!
Adam: Totes McGotes! I'm way down for that! Let's go!
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Get the totes sozza mug.an appreviated version of the phrase "totally awkward", and is also known as "totes AWKS".
totes awkies is most commonly used be hipsters and indies.
totes awkies is most commonly used be hipsters and indies.
Girl 1: how was the party?
Girl 2: uh it was totes awkies cause jess caught me and her boyfriend making out.
Girl 2: uh it was totes awkies cause jess caught me and her boyfriend making out.
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student: omg im so totes sui right now, i haven't started the essay!
student: omg im so totes sui right now, i haven't started the essay!
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You pass by, pretend to trip over her (like you didn't notice her legs there) then say, "totes" in the general direction of the group she's talking to. Works best if she's sitting down. If you do it a couple of times during the night she notices you and that you are too cool/into the party to be bothered by your own stumbling
You pass by, pretend to trip over her (like you didn't notice her legs there) then say, "totes" in the general direction of the group she's talking to. Works best if she's sitting down. If you do it a couple of times during the night she notices you and that you are too cool/into the party to be bothered by your own stumbling
Megan: Yeah, Tom was totes trippin' over me last night.
Chris: And you like that?
Megan: It's kinda cute that he thought it would work.
Chris: And you like that?
Megan: It's kinda cute that he thought it would work.
by PyroEro November 24, 2015
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