ton loc

Known as a singer to such popular tunes as "funky cold medina" and "the wild thing". Contrary to popular belief, ton(e) loc refers to a crazed muscular being specializing in drumming and bonging liquids. Approach with extreme caution.


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Known as a singer to such popular tunes as "funky cold medina" and "the wild thing". Contrary to popular belief, ton(e) loc refers to a crazed muscular being specializing in drumming and bonging liquids. Approach with extreme caution.

After chugging two gallons of chocolate milk, that fellow was considered a real ton loc.
by KBKBKB June 25, 2003
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shit ton

5000 of any thing
"Dude, we are gunna make a shit ton of money this summer! It's gunna be awesome!"

"Damn, that a shit ton of dirt, you got to shovel that yourself?!"
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thnx a ton

Means saying THANKS many times..
Mathamatically Ton=10,000kgs..
So we can use this word to express our thanxs....
Ramu: Hey dude! congratulations...
Anil: thnx a ton..!
by Anil Reddy July 11, 2008
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Fuck ton

A quantity used to measure love. One fuck ton is equivalent to 1 million metric tons.
Ben loves Lacy 5 million fuck tons.
by Baby Boo Boo Bear May 05, 2011
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C-Ton

Matthew Centonze, A westcoast producer from Los Angeles. A producer who works for Connessione Ent.
That beat iz fire C-Ton!
by Matthew Centonze June 22, 2006
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Shit Ton

A measure of volume: The amount of space required to fill 2,000lbs of homogenized fecal matter.
That swimming pool can hold around 400 shit tons of water.
by Kimmbel September 08, 2008
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fuck ton

Two handfuls of substance
Customer: "Hey dude, can I get a fuck ton of ketchup."
Employee: "Sure, here you go." (hands customer two handfuls of ketchup).
by mr.speg September 15, 2007
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