safe-timing

When Darth Vadar starts watching your T.V. and Demands snacks!

Get me snacks you fool!!

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

beef trimmings

Shit, big pieces of. Cousin of the dreaded powerdump. In fact they're so big one must take extra care to recuperate afterwards by reading on the toilet. Also, the key ingredient in an upper decker.

I forgot to walk the Rottweiler after his nap and meal time, so now he left six pounds of beef trimmings on the welcome mat. The poor dear.

by ForkMeCantEatSoup November 17, 2011

Hedge Trimming

The act of eating a vagina covered in hair and eating some of the hair from the area.

Cory: Bruh Cynthia said you like hedge trimming.

Dan: Well it is something extra to eat aint it?

by Delebustda April 11, 2017

Irish Timing

When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.

1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.

by Redhaired Avenger December 17, 2017

rainbow timing

when you are playing an fps game and you peek away from where the enemy is the instant they peek out and kill you

"yo i was walking around catwalk and was watching site, but once i checked car the dude peeked and headshot me. rainbow timing dude"

by bruhmoment4620 January 4, 2020

dawg timing

Laser focus And Tolerance of no bullshit

I’m back on dawg timing

by Thoughtsofarealone January 6, 2020

SAFSAF TIMING

A time , given by a unaware person , that is extremely fucking inaccurate. ( the time must be said while licking your lips)

Person A : Shooo ya seeksssss , yallah I’ll be there at 10 .
*11:30*
Person B : YALLAH IT’S 11:30 WHERE ARE YOU!!?
Person A : Yallah kheyeh bedeh hek shi 10 minutes broo.
*12:30*
Person A : you are pulling a Safsaf timing right there buddy .

by Abdallajnejaim April 2, 2020