person 1: did you hear about that kluge virus?
person 2: ye i herd abut tat
person 1: OH GOD YOU GOT THE KLUGE VIRUS
person 2: ye i herd abut tat
person 1: OH GOD YOU GOT THE KLUGE VIRUS
by Asswhooper69 September 3, 2021

by Notorious BUC December 9, 2020

by Chicken Leg piece February 13, 2020

by Wilde at Heart May 27, 2011

An extremely contagious virus commonly caught by corporate executives. Symptoms include unjustifiable purchasing of cloud services to replace in-house infrastructure. Often leads to uncontrollable bleeding of company funds. There is no cure.
Fred (CIO): Lets move everything to the cloud.
Steve (IT Administrator): I think you have the cloud virus.
Steve (IT Administrator): I think you have the cloud virus.
by burdeman October 12, 2014

by Struggleman September 4, 2021

When you shit all the next day because you had too much to drink the night before due to coronavirus.
Dude I drank an extra bottle of red last night and now I'm shitting so much I think I have colon(a)virus.
by c0l0n March 22, 2020
