Male Teenager

A certified materbaiter

Example:

P1:im a male teenager.

P2 you mean your a certified masterbaiter?

P1: i guess...

by refewdwswzd October 22, 2020

teenager

A teenager is 1.75 grams of meth or coke, i.e., half an eight-ball. It's called a teenager because there are 16 in 28 grams (an ounce).

You wanna buy the eight ball or the teenager?

by dadeal May 20, 2009

teenager's parent onset dementia

The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.

It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.

by 1bigreg November 21, 2011

Emo teenager

Used to wrongly harass teenagers with life difficulties displaying this to the world. These people should be respected, far more than for example the guy who wrote the definition above this.

I'm a jackass lacking moral fiber, and I can't think for myself or feel for others and instead my monkeybrain think it's a good idea to join in on the trend of bullying emo teenagers.

by Some Guy 3948739582 October 25, 2018

teenager

A person between the age of 13-19, 90% of them are lazy dumbasses who think the're the only person in the world who struggles and wants to drop out early from school and do drugs instead of getting a good, stable, life. They usually listen to bands who"express similar pains" like Good Charlotte.

Me(interviewing one): How is it like being pimple on society's ass, who hangs out with losers?
Rebelious Teenager: Shut up man! Its not like you are going through what I am!*mope, whine, groan*

by Colonel Corrosion August 9, 2004

teenager

teenagers are someone between the ages of 13 and 20, roughly. not all teenagers are bad, sure some of us are idiots, we simply have alot more to life than we think and some of us are misunderstood, and with all these jackass middle age adults complaining about teenagers because they cant tell the difference between real music and monkey screeching, life is harder for us. Some of us will get somewhere in life if we wake up soon enough to realise whats going on around us

all u shitbags online posting bad defs about how teenagers are terrible are probably just 40 50 heck maybe even 70 year old grannys cause you hate the youth cause ur a douche,

by bob mckob January 8, 2008

teenager

Someone who should be prohibited from adding to the urban dictionary

If we did this the rate of trashy pablum in here would plummet

by motherfucking redneck hick motherfucker February 12, 2005