The Wings System

To earn YOUR Wing, YOU must experience the following:

Black - Sex with a black female
Blue - Eating out a dead lady
Brown - Anal sex with a female
Buffalo – Sex with a fat chick.
Gold - Receive a Golden shower from a female
Green - Eating out a lady who has an STD
Grey - Skull fucking a chick
Knife - Sex with your friends girlfriend
Pink - Sex with a white girl
Purple - Sex with a pregnant chick
Orange - Sex with a disabled
Rainbow – Sex with a dude
Red - Eat out a girl who is on her period
Silver - Sex with an old ass lady
White - Sex with a virgin lady
Yellow - Sex with a female of Asian decent

Mandingo: "Bro, why are you so out of it today, and the fuck is with that grin."
Silky: "Duuude, Last night with this one girl, I earned my White, Pink, Red, Brown, Gold, Grey, and Knife Wings."
Mandingo: "Sweeeet, but whats the Knife wing?"
Silky: "I fucked your Sloot girlfriend... DUECES!! AND SALUTE TO **The Wings System**!!!"
(Runs away)

by Silky Johnson ;D December 17, 2012

system of a down

when i first heard their cd, it wasnt that great..then i started listening to it again and again and the songs start sounding so good, i think soad is one of the best bands of our time. one thing i love about them is there individual sound, i havent heard any other band that sounds like them.

soad is one of the best bands

by atticus 10009 November 28, 2003

Animal jam rarity system

Complete and utterly fucked.

The animal jam rarity system got me fucked up.

by kinky furry March 17, 2020

Weekend immune system

Another way of saying drunk and/or hungover. Owing to alcohols ability to suppress the immune system and the fact that it is usually drunk in largest quantities on the weekend.

Ugh yeah I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I have a weekend immune system

by lusciouslucas February 11, 2019

System Of A Down

Blatantly un-Pop. Only ignorami would consider them to be Pop Music, and probably have only heard 2-3 of their songs (Chop Suey, Toxicity, Aerials).

Do what the title says and "Steal This Album," so you can listen to some real music.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 26, 2003

system of a down hater

See fuckbag

Otherwise known as uptight ass holes that cant handle good music

D-head: Dude why the hell do you listen to that crap
A trusty soad fan: Don't be a system of a down hater now.. panzi

by daron April 15, 2007

The Bitch System

A system that exists in most penitentiaries. Bitches are weaker prisoners that belong to tougher prisoners. Bitches must do whatever their master tells them to, including sexual acts. In return, the Bitch's master protects them from other prisoners.

Guy1: Yo man, I didn't think you were gonna leave prison alive.
Guy2: I woulda died if it wasn't for The Bitch System.

by 5n10 March 12, 2009