goofy switchfoot

When your right foot is at the head of the board and your left foot is at the tail and toes pointed off the left side

Shane told me that I'm one in a million because I'm both goofy and switchfoot, so im goofy switchfoot!

by lilmouse August 10, 2014

Meat Switch

A device that requires someone to flip a switch or depress a button. Normally placed into an serial task. To move forward an individual is required to flip or depress a button. Once done the next steps in the task can be started.

It is commonally used as a software version of a Molly Guard, a barrier to protect something from unwanted contact, especially a shield to prevent accidental deployment of software into production from automated Continuious Intergration and Developlment (CI/CD) setups. It could be inserted into any step in a CI/CD to require a human to consciously move forward.

You will need to click the meat switch before deploying the service to Production.

by EntropyWorks October 26, 2020

glock switch

A glock switch (also known as a glock auto sear) is an external device/attachment made for glocks that allows them to shoot in full auto. They are illegal to possess by the general public and have been popularized by rap/hiphop music and pop culture.

Person 1: Do you got a glock switch I can cop rq?
Person 2: Nah jit but I got the stl files.
Person 1: Aight bet foenem imma print some of these hoes.

by TheBirdsAreWatching November 16, 2022

Magic Marcello Switch

The small buttons on IT station controls that allow switching from laptop to desktop as a source for the video projector

-The image is not coming up
-You have to press the Magic Marcello Switch

by Marcelload April 18, 2007

The Nintendo Switch

An amazing invention but im stuck with the wii & the DS lite & almost EVERYONE I KNOW literally has a switch but back to the switch it has AMAZING games period.

I say to mom " MOM IM STUCK WITH THE WII & DS FOR MY B-DAY COULD YOU PLS GET ME THE NINTENDO SWITCH!?!?" Mom: "ugh we'll think about it." Me: "UGH! BUT IT'S SUCH AN AMAZING INVENTION!"

by rainbowJFS March 1, 2021

russian watch switch

when you pick up a russian chick and you see she got a nice watch so you take her back home a stick her watch up your asshole and when she asks for her watch back you give you your watch and keep her watch in your asshole for at least another 7 and a half hours.

Dave: damn girl you be looking thick *notices her watch*
Katia: thank you, BT Dubs im russian
Dave: letssss gooooooooooooo
Katia: wanna smash
Dave: Aight
*they go back to Dave's house*
Dave: lets get right into it
Katia: *takes clothes off*
Dave: *takes his clothes off and bends her over and has rough coitus*
Katia: OOOOOOooooOOOooOOOoOOooOOo that feels QUITE EXQUISITE
Dave:* pulls a sneaky and steals her watch and shoves it up his butt*
*5 hours later*
Katia: that was really nice can i have my watch back
Dave: no
*the next day*
Bill: whats up dave
Dave: i pretty good mate i just did a russian watch switch with this chick last night
bill:bro thats sick can i check out dat waych
Dave: aight *shows him the watch

by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur June 17, 2021

North Atlantic Nipple Light Switch

a man flicks a lactating women's left nipple 6 times as he yells "turn on the GOD DAMN light" an equal number of times as if he where turning on a light switch, spraying the man with boobie juice thus making emit a whitish glow like a light bulb.

I just turned on the North Atlantic Nipple Light Switch and now i'm covered in milk!!

by I_Find_Cataracts_Sexy June 28, 2021