sausage smuggler

person who smuggles cocks in his ass

Big Bird is a sausage smuggler.

by Blackadder August 10, 2003

Smug Ferret

1. A condescending poet/artist/philosopher whose arrogance exceeds his wit.

2. Dick Cheney

3. Fucking twat

Lady #1: "Did you see Aaron at the reading last night?"

Lady #2: "Smug Ferret."

by BerniceMcTrick November 13, 2007

smuggling beachballs

When a woman is so fat, her swimsuit creates huge boobs on her back.

You'll see this on the beach.

On the beach:

Person 1: Dude look at that fatty - she's smuggling beachballs.

Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: Look at those back boobs!

by whatyousmuggling July 5, 2009

smugnisis

The ability to ooze smugness to the point it can be fatal.

Steve Jobs is dying from smugnisis.

by jh123456 March 17, 2010

smuggling watermelons

A term used to describe someone that is pregnant, because of their engorged stomach.

Dude, that pregnant girl is so big it looks like she is smuggling watermelons.

by Fifi13 July 4, 2010

muffin smuggler

a girl with a muffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. muffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.

1. I didnt know that girl was a muffin smuggler until it was deliciously too late.

by jokitier December 1, 2011

Butt smuggling the midnight salami

sex

"Leo, what did you do last night?" "Me and the girlfriend were butt smuggling the midnight salami."

by cumguzzler6699 March 30, 2015