salford suitcase

Being dumped, broken up with, kicked out of the house, divorce.

(premise being,) with all your stuff in 2 bin liners/black bags/bin bags.

Are kid got the odd Salford suitcase thither day,

Guy next door got bin bagged yesterday, seen him Well I g up street with Salford suitcases.

by Gavalaff83 September 29, 2018

Texas suitcase

At a ski resort, it’s a way of using your pole straps to carry your skis by putting your straps around each end of the skis, to carry them sideways by holding the poles next to you like a suitcase, common with tourists that don’t ski often. The normal way to carry skis is over your shoulder upright, so you don’t hit anyone with them.

Look at Jerry carrying that texas suitcase, he almost took out a kid when he turned around!

by tomato1324 April 2, 2023

Arkansas Suitcase

A paper sack, or anything that is not really a suitcase that a person from Arkansas uses as a suitcase.

There she goes filling up her Arkansas Suitcase.

by Jr H Roger April 14, 2023

repression suitcase

an analogy for holding too much baggage inside. when the repression suitcase has too many "clothes" inside it or stress, the suitcase will burst. it's important to unload your repression suitcase in an orderly manner to you don't break under the pressure of your trauma.

friend 1: man I feel really overwhelmed and I don't know why.
friend 2: have you unpacked your repression suitcase lately?
friend 1: oh good point.

by short bear December 11, 2022

Suitcase Life

Suitcase life is when your traveling for a short period of time, usually a few days to a week or two. And your life out of your suitcase, you have all of what you need in your suitcase. Like clothes, toothpaste/toothbrush, deodorant, etc

“Going on a trip next week, I’m gonna be living the suitcase life.”

by Noah Armon December 17, 2022

Elf’s suitcase

Whatever orifice you settle on after seducing someone less that 5 feet tall.

Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”

Editor: “Hey did you get that interview with Peter Dinklage Finished?”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”

by Notmattmurphy August 30, 2023

Willie with a suitcase

In 20th century prison populations Willie with a suitcase is the man on the outside who is cuckolding you (keeping his shoes under your woman's bed, spanking your kids, and kicking your dog). Primarily used by African-American inmates. The equivalent amongst Latinos is Sancho while for White convicts he is known as Joe the Grinder.

Hey, Tyrone, I hear Willie with a suitcase is keeping a smile on your lady's face tonight.

by Retsil December 3, 2021