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sensation station

Traveling the long, scenic route to simultaneous orgasms, taking place between two best friends, one male and one female; one of the two people must be in a relationship with another person. CAUTION: Obey the speed limit of 25 MPH or you will end up in POUNDTOWN. To summarize sensation station, it is romantic/passionate sex between two people who are not a couple.
I was taken to sensation station by Scott last night, and it was MIND BLOWING....so much more of an enjoyable trip than last time, when Anthony took me to poundtown with his captain longdong.
by DoodleNuts September 25, 2010
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Bation Station

The area of your house that is set up stricly for masterbation. Can include but not limited to: computer, chair, towel.
don't worry about that closet, that's just my bation station.
by qwik5 October 22, 2010
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The Situation

Mike Sorrentino's Abs on MTV's "reality" show, "Jersey Shore"
"I mean this situation is going to be indescribable. You can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into the situation."
by didhereallyjustsaythat December 11, 2009
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e-sturbation

1. Expression of sexual gratification online via cybersex.

2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.
1. I am e-sturbating furiously right now! (message typed as the guy has cybersex with this hot Swedish chick.)

2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!
by Mark H August 25, 2004
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Cry-sturbation

A jealousy-induced form of regretful masturbation; usually occurs after one realizes their ex no longer wants them and/or after seeing them "getting it in" with a new lover.
Dude is Devin crying? ...Dude is Devin masturbating? Oh Shit! That poor bastard's cry-sturbating!

After seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, Devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.
by Florida Dwarf Killer March 4, 2011
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Situationally Gay

Having a gay relationship with the situation or opportunity presents itself or appears attractive. The person is not necessarily gay.
No I won't march in gay pride parade, I know I make out with dude but I'm only situationally gay man.
by Sassy Butch August 13, 2008
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fucking station

an orgy where boys line up in one line and girls line up in another. They fuck eachother for five minutes and then rotate clockwise so you meet a different person and fuck them. AWESOME STUFF. When doing it, people normally should use a comdom. If you want to be tough, use no condom.
i invited people over to my house and setup fucking stations.
by mike dick May 24, 2007
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