study material

Secret word for Porn

Dude you got sum study Material?
Dude : naah man i ain't fappin no more.

by Verybasic April 17, 2019

study malaise

A condition of general bodily weakness, vagueness and feelings of mental unease brought about by extended periods of study. Usual onset at exam time.

"With 3 exams done and 1 to go, John had such severe study malaise that he had spent the last 48 hours alternating between trawling through urbandictionary.com, downloading porn and staring blankly at the refrigerator"

by Papa Laz June 22, 2008

Study First

when girls don't have the courage to reject you for being ugly, so they pull out the "study first" card

im sorry, i cant, study first.

by Micamicamicamica April 21, 2020

Study Group

Something a chick says she wants to have when she wants to either A) get into your pants, or B) get into your pants while you're eating out one of her friends.

Melissa and Danielle said they wanted to have a STUDY GROUP with me. I'm gonna get laid, Finchfuck!

by Fuck Stick February 9, 2004

study buddy

invented by an art student at UGA, the Study Buddy is a drink consisting of a shot of vodka (the cheaper the better: Taaka is always a winner) mixed with a crushed up Adderall (5mg IR is plenty) and chased with Coke Zero. The drink is a perfect "fuck you" to non-art majors whose intoxication might impede their grades because everyone knows art majors make great drunk artwork, especially around the sleepless times of finals week.

Hey, let me make you a Study Buddy! It's cool, I'm an art major.

by madmadmadmadmad June 9, 2011

Study Rainbows

The process of going to a gay bar or gay infested area with binoculars and examining the actions of the homosexual community. Usually not expecting to get it in afterward.

Lad #1: Hey lad want to go and help me find a cure for EB?

Lad #2: Nah mate I'll just stick to studying rainbows again.

Lad #1: Alright then. You should ask then for a haircut afterward.

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by feedmethirsty October 30, 2015

Study Buddy

When a guy gets a boner while studying, or can't focus on their work because they are too horny.

(After a long, intense kiss from his sexy wife)
"Man, now I got a study buddy."

by biyoddujo May 22, 2009