Strif

someone who is always calm no matter what

How can you be so strif when all these things are happening ?

by woolheiser March 14, 2016

Scrofula

A rare malformation of the penis where not only does it erect downwards but is also covered in warts.

As I was going to masturbate I found out that I had scrofula via self diagnosis, I shat my pants and hoped for the best, nobody will suck me off with scrofula.

by Harambeftw December 13, 2016

Storfedpik

It is a black piece of meat, often over 5 meters long. It is something that can make critical damage to your throat, mouth and toothmeat, and you may find yourself waking up in a hospital the next day.

I just got a storfedpik down my throat, and then I had to lay in coma for 4 years.

by Deerhunterthelegend May 3, 2018

Stoff Job

One who is often played as a fool, like a tool. This person is an asshole about when they’re wrong, and will get unreasonably angry and defend themself, even if it’s just a joke. Basically just someone who is stupid.

Bro your so gullible you fucking stoff job.

by another.degree.kevin October 24, 2018

Stofy

When you feel a bit stofy after having a bath

Boby felt a little stofy because of the steam from his bath tub.

by CraftyWordDef February 13, 2019

Stroaft

A word that emerged from waiheke island replacing the word stupid. The word was invented by year 10 students at waiheke island highschool. Stroaft then became popular slang in the new Zealand streets.

1.That design is pretty stroaft .
2.that guys pretty stroaft

by Coetzbro May 9, 2020

Strafro

/str'afrəʊ/

A person with straight hair so thick that its layers appear to grow outwards rather than downwards.

"I can't wait to go to the barbers, my hair looks like a strafro at the moment."

by Matt Windle poet October 11, 2020