kolby stoops

kolby is always a die for kinda guy. he likes football and spending time with his family. even though he has been through a lot he will do anything to make you happy. he loves to hold your hand and have you close to him. if you ever end up with a kolby stoops dont mess up because youll regret it. BIG TIME

girl 1: why did you play kolby stoops
girl 2: ik i feel terrible and i regret it but he moves to fast idk about him
girl 1: well you will regret it big time

by parkviewjr1026 November 9, 2020

push his stool in

Used to describe anal sex in the presence of mixed company.

"Mom: Good morning, Bobby. What did you do last night?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push his stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"

by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014

pull up a stool

To sit down and relax.

I were sitting alone in a restaurant and I saw someone else sitting alone, so I said to that person: "Pull up a stool!" and patted the empty chair next to me, meaning come and sit down next to me.

by unfa May 20, 2014

Australian Foot Stool

The act or method of having one leg propped on a platform or tall stool and aggressively whipping your ass in the reverse direction towards your cock and balls or clam trap. Truelly a specialty maneuver for the smaller individual.

Kenny was worried he would be defeated by his shit, so he pulled out the Australian Foot Stool for safe measure.

by Snoone March 23, 2018

Ellenville Office Stool

When a man stands up from his desk, drops his pants and shits on the floor while making direct eye contact with someone in the room.

Ray replaced his chair with an Ellenville office stool.

by BolognaDonut March 13, 2022

Three legged stool

When you leave a dump and it resembles three poopy legs sticking back up.

Dag nabbit, we're outta tp, and I just left a three legged stool in the shitter.

by The Turdhammers Dad February 23, 2022

Bob Stoops

A man of character and persuasion with a knack for winning. A man's man. The subject of many nightmares in the lonestar state and the conductor of the real Texas Massacre.

Bob Stoops beat Texas again?

by Mack Brown in TX May 23, 2006