by MrLoser74 August 31, 2023
Get the Steamed Clams mug.A freshly dropped turn in the toilet as a result of one's daily constitutional or a strategically laid turn to achieve some other mischievous purpose and not solely to relieve one's bowels.
I will be back in a few. I am brewing up some steamed beef and need to pinch one off before this next meeting.
To my surprise, I walked in to my room and found that my room mate left a little steamed beef on my pillow as a reminder that rent it due.
To my surprise, I walked in to my room and found that my room mate left a little steamed beef on my pillow as a reminder that rent it due.
by Dick Onchin March 2, 2026
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A stear is someone who has control issues who has to be in command even if they are not worthy of command or have basic control issues or will lead or stear you into a horrible situation. An overly controlling influencer.
An old term in the days of the real gay parties. Before the inclusive culture happened. Because before you couldn't be a copy cat stearer or quearer. Everyone had thier own character they developed no one was copying and you were not allowed at the party if you had certain issues or were a mimic copy cat.
So they would find stearers because they would use drugs or other things to stear the party and scene not allowing people to be themselves. Which was the backbone of the real gay scene befoe the inclusivity modern era.
An old term in the days of the real gay parties. Before the inclusive culture happened. Because before you couldn't be a copy cat stearer or quearer. Everyone had thier own character they developed no one was copying and you were not allowed at the party if you had certain issues or were a mimic copy cat.
So they would find stearers because they would use drugs or other things to stear the party and scene not allowing people to be themselves. Which was the backbone of the real gay scene befoe the inclusivity modern era.
Dale is a stearer watch out they let him in here but he will do whatever HE wants not caring about you...
by Forgotnwrod March 21, 2025
Get the Stearer mug.After relaxing in a steam room at a luxurious spa for a minimum of 30 minutes, a male’s scrotum becomes loose and saggy. When the occupant exits the steam room the steamy scrotum is then placed on another person’s nose. The testicles need to be maneuvered in such a way to rest on either side of the nostril forming the infamous “steamed bagel” sandwich. This is a common practice on the Connecticut Shoreline.
Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Bob, is your sack ready? I need a steamed bagel before I play golf.
Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.
Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.
Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
by RustyTrumpets October 5, 2025
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Pronunciation: /ˈsti md ˈmʌf.ɪn/
1. Figurative. A state of emotional agitation, confusion, or impulsive frustration that clouds judgment and clarity.
2. Symbolic. A metaphor for anger or mental fog, often used in ancient-sounding wisdom to caution against reactive behavior.
Pronunciation: /ˈsti md ˈmʌf.ɪn/
1. Figurative. A state of emotional agitation, confusion, or impulsive frustration that clouds judgment and clarity.
2. Symbolic. A metaphor for anger or mental fog, often used in ancient-sounding wisdom to caution against reactive behavior.
“As the Ancient Muffin Prover states, A steamed muffin clouds the mind; let yours remain clear and cool.”
“The wise do not serve their muffin hot with fury but chilled with understanding.”
“He was in full steamed-muffin mode after the referee’s call.”
“The wise do not serve their muffin hot with fury but chilled with understanding.”
“He was in full steamed-muffin mode after the referee’s call.”
by DADDYJCUB November 10, 2025
Get the steamed muffin mug.to be humiliated by a witty retort in front of one's cohorts; to get served. Pronounced: paaan-theeeared.
by anonymous3000 October 12, 2007
Get the pan-seared mug.The end result of getting very drunk in the company of persons who happen to possess some form of razor or other hair-removing device.
"Drake, what happened to your hair?"
"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."
"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."
by fork my eye August 25, 2009
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