stable genius

Someone whose head is full of horse manure.

"I'm a stable genius." - Donald Trump
"Hey, stable genius! Go muck out the stable." - Fred Trump, to son Donald, after slapping him on the back of the head.

by The Disambiguator May 2, 2018

lomfani staban

A word for calling people gay in South Africa.

The man was putting on make-up, I said, " lomfani staban."

by Mikaeel Daraot December 2, 2016

stabbing the hand

Masturbation when done by a male. The man's penis is thrust into a hole created by the hand quickly and repeatedly until he ejaculates.

1. I need to find a love box for my pork sword, I've been stabbing my hand too much lately.

2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.

by The eradicator July 15, 2007

stabby-hot

When its so hot out that tempers get short, and fights flare up. Used esp. for areas in the inner city, where the crime rate seems to go up with the temperature.

"Man, it's stabby-hot out today. I wouldn't hang on the corner unless you feel like getting cut."

by anon p. anon August 17, 2009

stab lab

A plasma donation center.

John: "What happened to your arm?"
Sarah: "I went to the stab lab on Main Street."
John: "Why?"
Sarah: "I got $20 for donating plasma."

by Mæth November 25, 2015

stab sticked

When two guys thrust their dicks together with force.

“Look, my dick is all red”
“ How did that happen?”
“I was stab sticked”

by The Gadgie April 13, 2019

Stab Yourself In The Stomach Day

Stab Yourself In The Stomach Day is a world wide celebration in the 18th of April where everyone picks a sharp object and repeatedly stab themselves in the stomach because some Urban Dictionary Page said to do so.
If said page also appears on a social platform with some hilarious music in the background then I'm sorry, it's clear that you must do it now. The 13 year olds compel you.

-Please oh god please, I don't wanna do it. Not when I'm about to achieve my most desired dreams! There must be another way!

-There's no escape. The Stab Yourself In The Stomach Day has no escape. The meme is clear and there's no discussion. Do it. Pick up the metal bar. Don't force me to do it myself.

by CDWLT April 9, 2022