squanches

A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.

God, they haven't moved for days. What a couple of squanches.

by Volktronn February 26, 2018

Squatch

The new word for cunt.

That fucking squatch cut me off! You damn squatch!

by Watchjonbeep May 9, 2018

squatchamo

A Particularly LARGE Person Over 6 Feet In Heigth, usually has a “im better than everyone” attitude because they are so Large & is unattractive.

“Damn that’s one tall girl, she looks like a squatchamo”

by Comedy central March 25, 2018

Snatchies

To take someone else man or object

“Oh I think ima get my man back..snatchies b*tch”

by I don’t know okay September 3, 2018

Squancheekchok

Squancheekchok is a diety who is the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Squancheekchok is commonly used as an exclamation or curse word, and was the most common cat name in 2019.

Girl: Squancheekchok! I forgot my purse!
Boy: You better pray to Squancheekchok that it's still at the bar

by Beepta November 29, 2019

Squatchknockers

Someone that goes around smelling girls bicycle seats

After she done riding her bike the squatchknockers attacks the seat

by paco66 December 29, 2019

Squatch

When a person is absolutely ripped to shit. Massively unnecessarily muscular and thicc.

Ben: The dudes in Michelangelo's frescoes are crazy squatch

by Thoughtsofadame May 2, 2020