A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Deriving from the small portions of faeces that can get stuck in the eye of the penis during unprotected anal sex being similar to the portions of potato that get pulled out when a small hand-held Spud Gun is inserted into the potato to 'load' it.
by driftah December 9, 2008
Get the Spud Gunmug. 
Spud Gunning (v.) - The process of going to the store and purchacing a ten pound bag of potatoes and can of hair spray. Once the supplies are purchaced put them in the back of a pickup truck along with a potato cannon. Next drive out to a remote desert location and shoot the potatoes!
by Stat Quo November 11, 2005
Get the Spud Gunningmug. girl 1: Omg girlfriend you should have seen this guys spud cock. It almost wouldn't fit. girl 2: Send him to me. I won't have a problem getting it in.
by jimmybomm June 3, 2020
Get the spud cockmug. A pronoun that can be used as a name for someone who is a couch potato. It is mostly used as a light-hearted insult. It is derived from the word spud, which is a word for a potato (or an idiot), and a wordplay on the name Spuds Mackenzie, the beer drinking adventure dog. Replacing "Mackenzie" with "McFuton" indicates the person in question is the opposite of adventurous, and is in fact a sofa dweller.
"We might have a clean kitchen one day if ol' Spuds Mcfuton over there would ever get off his rump and do some dishes."
Girl: "Does your roommate ever cook for himself?"
Guy: " Jeff doesn't cook. He's a real Spuds Mcfuton that guy. He'll just order order a pizza and 2-liter."
Girl: "Does your roommate ever cook for himself?"
Guy: " Jeff doesn't cook. He's a real Spuds Mcfuton that guy. He'll just order order a pizza and 2-liter."
by TareRedactal April 3, 2019
Get the Spuds McFutonmug. by spud farmer September 2, 2021
Get the spud farmermug. A sexual act wherein a man inserts his testicle/testicles into a participants anus, thus mimicking a potato in the ground.
by Zehn39 February 20, 2020
Get the Idaho Spudmug.