sorgy

A texting orgy.

Engaging in the use of group texting applications such as GroupMe in order to maximize your inner slut efficiency.

A: Novelist, hurry up! We are. leaving...

B: I can't. I'm busy sexting multiple coworkers

A: Dude, just have a sorgy.

by TheNovelist September 2, 2018

soggy dick

The sensation of moistness on one's cock after coitus or self-induced ejaculation.

Fuck, I gotta be somewhere in like 5 minutes and I got the soggy dick!

by the_alex February 17, 2008

soggy biscuit

A game where guys who are premature ejaculators are winners and guys with staying power are losers.

Mark won soggy biscuit again because he jacks off like a fiend and can only last 30 seconds when he gets near an actual woman.

by duck face August 4, 2005

Syracuse Soggy Waffle

An amazing stunt if you are able to pull it off. You need stealth and suprise. You finish shoot a load on your partners face. While the load is fresh you pull out a tennis racket and whack him/her in the face with it. Creating a "grid" or waffle look on the facial region, the come will drip through the new indents, and you have the soggy waffle.

That girl has a poor attitude, she could use a Syracuse soggy waffle.

by Cashese May 31, 2009

Soogle

v. To search for oneself on google.

n. A self-google.

Well I soogled again today and found an extra 100 hits! I must be getting popular...

Google, vanity googleing, go google yourself

by OwnerOfTingting December 16, 2009

soggy waffles

A game in which players must ejaculate on a waffle over and over, until the last player who fails to produce sperm, must consume the waffle product.

After two rounds of soggy waffles, Joe had to consume the endproduct of a well played game.

by WNetwork June 2, 2004

Soggy Pumpkin

The soggy pumpkin is given after a man sits in a hot tub for long enough that his balls become engorged and droopy. After attaining the above mentioned condition said man exits the hot tub and slaps a person in his or her forehead with his testicles while throwing up the metal sign and yelling SOGGY PUMPKIN!!!!!

I gave that dirty bitch the soggy pumpkin!

by Drkside79 August 4, 2007