noob smoothie

noun. a smoothie consumed by noobs comprised of Coca-Cola, chlorine tablets, garlic and mustard. Costal noobs substitute mustard with tartar sauce. Noob smoothies are typically consumed at breakfast or post-workout.

The noobs went to a malt shop and ordered some noob smoothies.

by cbanowsky October 1, 2012

raspberry smoothie

When one ejaculates into a menstruating women and the creampie produced turns liquid and red, slightly creammy. Consumption is optional.

My love made me a full English, and a raspberry smoothie it was very nutritional.

by JJPno.1 October 3, 2013

Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.

"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"

by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023

Pube smoothy

a smoothy made out of strictly pubes and expired milk nothing else will work and is best served lukewarm

Sam: have u tried this new drink called the pube smoothy

James:no
Sam: pass me that razor

by Heheheh-funny April 12, 2022

Hodkiewicz smoothie

Melting poop in a bowl and pouring it slowly on your significant other while signing a top ten Barry Manalow tune. Must be lightly drizzled

Baby You need a Hodkiewicz smoothie to calm the nerves

by Mystery Merc February 2, 2022

Sauerkraut Smoothie

Convincing an inebriated young lady that you really can last more than two minutes, and actually getting her to leave the bar with you.

Buddy, I managed to get her to come back to my van! Little did she know, I was pulling the ole Sauerkraut Smoothie!! (See ‘Sauerkraut Quickie’)

by AxisRadio August 6, 2021

Coochie smoothie

The act of throwing up in a woman’s vagina and she queefs it out into a cup

Dude I totally threw up in this girls coochie and she queef me out a coochie smoothie

by Mr. Doodle February 14, 2022