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SimplePhile

Someone who is sexually attracted to the dead bodies of children ages 1-12.
"I was shocked to learn that my friend was a SimplePhile.
by Reptention October 19, 2020
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Simone Zabarsky

Simone will be one of the kindest people you will ever meet. She will get mad at you when you kill a ladybug even if it is scary. However, she will kill any tiny red spider with her bare hands when it threatens her boyfriend. She is beautiful in every way on the inside and out. She will be one of the best friends and humans you will meet in your lifetime. Simone Zabarsky is amazing.
That dumb hoe rat Simone Zabarsky will never learn she is perfect.
by simoneiscool May 23, 2021
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SimpleSample

a great and amazing friend who is always there for me

ily /p (unless 😳😳😳😳)
"i just haven't been feeling real good lately"
SimpleSample: "hey don't worry man i care for you :)"
by TheUhh October 2, 2021
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ignorant simpleton

a simple ton is a person who does not realize how dumb they are but are really dumb and immature.
T giggles is an ignorant simpleton, he knows nothing.
by burrman23 April 6, 2010
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Simple Plan

Five guys from Montréal, Canada. The band plays pop-punk music. They've been around since 1999 and put out their first album--No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls--in 2002. Their second album--Still Not Getting Any...--was released in 2004. Their third album, a self titled one, was released in 2008. Their fourth album--Get Your Heart On!--was released June 2011.

Their singles include...

Perfect, Welcome to My Life, Addicted, I'd Do Anything, Astronaut, Summer Paradise, I'm Just a Kid, Can't Keep My Hands Off You, Perfect World, Shut Up

Some people may say they're a bunch of lame, whiny, emo losers, but they're not. They have literally SAVED LIVES, including my own. How would you like it if people constantly mocked and ridiculed the people who kept you from killing yourself, ending it all? How would you feel if you felt like you couldn't talk to anyone about any of your problems and they were all you had? How would you feel then? Go listen to This Song Saved My Life- Simple Plan. Maybe then you'll get it. They asked their fans on Twitter how their music has affected them and this was the product: an amazing, beautiful, tear-jerking song. I hope you get it now.

Anyone who's never heard their music... Please just give them a fair chance. Please.
1: Do you like that band Simple Plan?

2: Yes! They saved my LIFE xD
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simone

Simone is a crazy my extremley hot girl who weirdos are strangley attracted to. She is also the most bangable ass in rock n roll ;)
Woah...she must be a simone.
by xaivilox October 31, 2008
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Simpleton

An absolute dumbass that doesn’t even think to use google/dictionary to define words
Ella:what is heresy
Tom:WEVE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE
Ella: what is orthodox
Everyone:facepalms
Me:STFU YOU GODDAMN SIMPLETON
by Gracejia04 December 30, 2018
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