simi valley

hell hole usa, curfew and cops with nothin better to do

that place teh sucks cause its simi valley

by datsunface October 6, 2004

simbah

a white girl who:
-is unreligious
-frusterating
-emo
-has a rockin booty

normal person1: oh man look at that simbah over their!
normal person2: what is a simbah my kind fellow?
normal person1: well young man, a simbah is a teenage girl who is unreligious, frusterating, emo, and has a rockin booty.
normal person2: OH WOW I WANT ME A SIMBAH!
normal person1: well is your name hugo?
normal person2: no, my name is jose.
normal person1: then i am sorry she will not date you, but we can worship from afar
normal person1+2: *down on there knees* WE ARE NOT WORTHY WE ARE NOT WORTHY

by FFTLisbetterthanHU June 23, 2006

simian theory

the theory that anything can be made funnier simply by adding monkeys

We're going to run this add campaign completely on the simian theory. Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys people!

by jmusc February 4, 2010

Sibiling

The word Sibling spelled incorrectly.

I hav a brutha and sistah, thay is my sibilings.

by RiCHeeGee April 2, 2019

Simi

The best person you could ever meet. Amazing, Beautiful and kind. Simi’s are more fun than anyone or anything. They just light up the whole room. A simi will help you through anything

“ Oh my God i wish I was a Simi”.

by Dofity December 9, 2020

SIMB

Acronym for Shaking In My Boots

Dude the movie was so scary it has me SIMB!

by Maryandthelamb July 30, 2021

Sticky Simba

When your having sex with someone and you cum on them, you wipe your thumb in it then on their forehead and say "Simba."

My girlfriend and I got it on last night and i finished with the Sticky Simba.

by 4ReyRey24 January 14, 2010