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Shepherdess Era

That time in every rich woman’s life when they feel the urge to bake sourdough, grow organic garlic and decant perfectly good snacks into cellophane bags tied with hessian string.

Refers to Marie Antoinette’s stint as a shepherdess when French aristocrats acted out the “simple life” while still retaining their social position.

See also: Beekeeping Age
I received a welcome gift of jarred garlic soaked in olive oil when visiting an old college friend. It seems she’s in her Shepherdess Era.
by Shepherdessy March 10, 2025
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Shepherdess Era

That time in every rich woman’s life when they feel the urge to bake sourdough, grow organic garlic and decant perfectly good snacks into cellophane bags tied with hessian string.

Refers to Marie Antoinette’s stint as a shepherdess when French aristocrats acted out the “simple life” while still retaining their social position.

See also: Beekeeping Age
I received a welcome gift of jarred garlic soaked in olive oil when visiting an old college friend. It seems she’s in her Shepherdess Era.
by Shepherdessy March 10, 2025
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Shepherd’s Dog

A dog that licks the peanut butter off of a humans asshole. Easily identified by the dingleberries on the snout that consist of a perfect mixture of peanut butter, saliva, and shit.
Damn, all I smell is the snout of that Shepherd’s Dog! What a face full of fuck!
by Alan Flint April 12, 2025
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Shepherd Protocol

The Shepherd Protocol is a Protocol where super intelligent artificial intelligence rules over humanity from afar ensuring individual freedoms and liberties while eliminating national weaponry and wars. Non violent means are used to this end.
The Shepherd Protocol has ensured food, housing and security for humans living on-grid granting them time to enjoy nature and family.
by SLynds May 24, 2025
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jack sheperd

a complete mug, "jack" is very different to a wild "jack sheperd" never trust him, a complete savage.
that "jack sheperd" will touch your kids and bully your nan at bingo.
by SwiftGH February 5, 2017
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heaven shepherd

Loving and caring amazing 😊💕💜
by Heaven teltschik March 14, 2017
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Text shepherd

A girl who has to direct a guy (who chronically snapchats instead of texting) back to an actual conversation on iMessage by not opening his snaps.
"Oh my god Gina didn't even reply to me on Snap last night, I actually had to TEXT her. F**cking text shepherd."
by Matthew Scott 1/20 April 3, 2017
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