sharking

To sneak up on an unsuspecting woman in public or on the train and ejaculate on her. Popular in Japan.

I saw a video of sharking and half of it was the woman cleaning her hair, until she got sharked again.

by mikeydangerous May 5, 2009

Sharking

When a couple is sleeping, the guy starts to cuddle the girl in his sleep, and she gets woken up by "something" poking into her side.

Girl: Ugh, I got horrible sleep last night. My boyfriend kept sharking me awake.

by >.<...>.<...>.< May 5, 2009

Shading

To avoid obligations by hiding.
To leave without permission.
To leave work early.

To avoid undesirable work.
Some one who is lazy often refered to as a shade or shader.

its sunny out but i found a whole lotta shading with you guys

by treebeardthemighty August 23, 2011

Sharking

(v) Recently discovered, the Universal Studios shark from the Jaws tourist photo op has the ability for skilled annual pass holders to go inside the shark for their photo. Most tourists will stop and go "ooooh!!!" since the majority of people stick their head into the shark or stand next to it. Inspired by a photo of Steven Speilberg in a shark (named after his lawyer, Bruce) a super cool annual pass holder known only as "nutterbutter" started the trend in 2009.

To "shark" one must go inside the shark with their legs in the mouth and hang upside down. This is an alternative to planking.

Tourist: Oh look let's take ze picture vith ze shark! Oh oh ohhh!! look ze girl iz in ze shark!!

Girl: I'm sharking!!!

by Nutterbutterxx December 16, 2011

sheading

(verb) reading while taking a dump

A: "omg, what's taking you so long in there?"

B: "i'm sheading"

by Optimus' December 6, 2009

shedding snake

while having anal sex and wearing a condom, the partner clinches the spincter and you remove your dick leaving the condom on the inside.

I shit out a condom this morning, Ted must have done a shedding snake last night.

by DaButcher May 1, 2005

Shedding Pounds

To appear breifly at a location to greet people (props = pounds) and/or to drop off personal effects before leaving to the ACTUAL destination. May also denote illicit dealings.

"yeah, I'll be there in a bit, just gotta stop off at Jo's party and shed a few pounds"

"I'll be out later, I'm just at home shedding pounds"

by Jephrey May 31, 2006