Settlebeck

A shit school in which the headteacher Sarah Campbell preaches about how much she cares for every student which is complete bullshit because she kicks kids out for struggling with their mental health therefore jeopardising their whole future because they aren’t allowed to sit their gcses. You get detention for breathing too loud or looking at a teacher wrong and mr greenwood is an insensitive twat who should be fired for being a cunt

Person one: what school do you go to?
Person two: settlebeck

Person one: oh god that’s a shame I hope you recover soon

by Shrek is My bitch June 9, 2023

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Settle down

when you and your girl are too keen on each other they decide to settle down

Harry recons Lexie is fit as fuck and wants to settle down

by big-h September 5, 2023

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settle down, Beavis

A phrase that a Gen Xer will say to someone who is spazzing out in an attempt to get them to calm down.

Sometimes intended as a sarcastic mild mockery of someone who is overreacting or sperging out.

Gen X dood: *flips out over something stupid and starts yelling*

Gen X bro: Settle down, Beavis you're causing a scene.

by nachos are cool December 31, 2023

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